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What Is Your Battle Cry?
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?
Quote: Prowling across the hotel lobby, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Ettennyl! And she gives a gutteral cry: "I'm going to smack you so heinously, your momma won't recognize you!!" Quote: Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the tundra! It is Mitsubachi Maelstrom, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She howls ominously: "I'm going to pound you until you're a parapalegic!!" Quote: Running across the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Feckless Sumpter! And he gives a spectacular bellow: "I'm seriously going to brutalize you into a new dimension of pain!!" Quote: Skulking along the steppes, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Kelwyn! And she gives a cruel grunt: "I'm going to bludgeon you until you are hot and bothered, and hijack your momma's airplane!!" Quote: Rampaging along the desert, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Kurai Mori! And she gives a low cry: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I lay waste to all I see like a mad dog who can only get madder!!" Cool! I like mine! What does Wizard-sempai think? Quote: Zang! Who is that, striding across the cliffs! It is Caths, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a spectacular scream, her voice cometh: "Ares, God of War, be praised! I tear into the enemy until everything has croaked!" Nyu~ I don't like the way "croaked" was used I actually like frogs Quote: At least you get a vorpal blade! look at mine! Skulking amidst the wasteland, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Tinted! And he gives a mighty scream: "I'm going to bruise you for such a long time, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!!" Quote: Hark! Who is that, prowling through the desert! It is Kurai, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with an ominous scream, her voice cometh: "I'm going to bludgeon you so forcibly, you will wake up from the Matrix!!" I never liked the Matrix movies. Quote: Skulking amidst the fields, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Onigiri! And she gives a low cry: "I'm going to smash you all the way to Bangladesh, and throw you out the airplane door!" Quote: Sprinting out of the icy wasteland, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh IceDragon001! And he gives a low howl: "For the love of carnage and discord, I bring darkness and mayhem with reckless abandon!!!" Quote: Who is that, stalking over the icy wasteland! It is Baka, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a vengeful scream, her voice cometh: "As sure as predators devour prey, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!!" Quote: Sprinting out of the mountains, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Mousey-chan! And she gives an ominous howl: "I'm going to pulverize you so forcibly, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!" Quote: Umm... I'm going to have to edit mine... for the young'uns... Sprinting through the terrain, wielding a burning branch, cometh Kelwyn! And she gives a booming scream: "I'm going to @#$% you so forcibly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!" Quote: Sprinting out of the plains, clutching gilded boxing gloves, cometh Rei Davidson! And she gives a vengeful howl: "I'm seriously going to flog you beyond your expiration date, then make toast!!" Quote: Stalking amidst the cliffs, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Thebi! And he gives a vengeful bellow: "I'm going to smack you until your a**s and mouth reverse their functions!!"
 mitsubachi chaos · Tue Feb 14, 2006 @ 03:19am · 0 Comments |
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