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Prowling across the hotel lobby, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Ettennyl! And she gives a gutteral cry:
"I'm going to smack you so heinously, your momma won't recognize you!!"
"I'm going to smack you so heinously, your momma won't recognize you!!"
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Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the tundra! It is Mitsubachi Maelstrom, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She howls ominously:
"I'm going to pound you until you're a parapalegic!!"
"I'm going to pound you until you're a parapalegic!!"
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Running across the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Feckless Sumpter! And he gives a spectacular bellow:
"I'm seriously going to brutalize you into a new dimension of pain!!"
"I'm seriously going to brutalize you into a new dimension of pain!!"
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Skulking along the steppes, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Kelwyn! And she gives a cruel grunt:
"I'm going to bludgeon you until you are hot and bothered, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"
"I'm going to bludgeon you until you are hot and bothered, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"
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Rampaging along the desert, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Kurai Mori! And she gives a low cry:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I lay waste to all I see like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"
Cool! I like mine! What does Wizard-sempai think?
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I lay waste to all I see like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"
Cool! I like mine! What does Wizard-sempai think?
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Zang! Who is that, striding across the cliffs! It is Caths, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a spectacular scream, her voice cometh:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I tear into the enemy until everything has croaked!"
Nyu~ I don't like the way "croaked" was used I actually like frogs
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I tear into the enemy until everything has croaked!"
Nyu~ I don't like the way "croaked" was used I actually like frogs
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At least you get a vorpal blade! look at mine!
Skulking amidst the wasteland, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Tinted! And he gives a mighty scream:
"I'm going to bruise you for such a long time, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!!"
Skulking amidst the wasteland, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Tinted! And he gives a mighty scream:
"I'm going to bruise you for such a long time, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!!"
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Hark! Who is that, prowling through the desert! It is Kurai, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with an ominous scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to bludgeon you so forcibly, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"
I never liked the Matrix movies.
"I'm going to bludgeon you so forcibly, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"
I never liked the Matrix movies.
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Skulking amidst the fields, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Onigiri! And she gives a low cry:
"I'm going to smash you all the way to Bangladesh, and throw you out the airplane door!"
"I'm going to smash you all the way to Bangladesh, and throw you out the airplane door!"
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Sprinting out of the icy wasteland, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh IceDragon001! And he gives a low howl:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I bring darkness and mayhem with reckless abandon!!!"
"For the love of carnage and discord, I bring darkness and mayhem with reckless abandon!!!"
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Who is that, stalking over the icy wasteland! It is Baka, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a vengeful scream, her voice cometh:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!!"
"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!!"
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Sprinting out of the mountains, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Mousey-chan! And she gives an ominous howl:
"I'm going to pulverize you so forcibly, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"
"I'm going to pulverize you so forcibly, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"
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Umm... I'm going to have to edit mine... for the young'uns...
Sprinting through the terrain, wielding a burning branch, cometh Kelwyn! And she gives a booming scream:
"I'm going to @#$% you so forcibly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"
Sprinting through the terrain, wielding a burning branch, cometh Kelwyn! And she gives a booming scream:
"I'm going to @#$% you so forcibly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"
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Sprinting out of the plains, clutching gilded boxing gloves, cometh Rei Davidson! And she gives a vengeful howl:
"I'm seriously going to flog you beyond your expiration date, then make toast!!"
"I'm seriously going to flog you beyond your expiration date, then make toast!!"
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Stalking amidst the cliffs, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Thebi! And he gives a vengeful bellow:
"I'm going to smack you until your a**s and mouth reverse their functions!!"
"I'm going to smack you until your a**s and mouth reverse their functions!!"
