Disco inferno!
lol jokes but anyway you know those Tupperware containers with the lids? yeah i saw the stove was hot and im kinda like a pyro lol so i tossed the lid on there and guess what? 5 minutes later theres like a big a** hole through the freaking lid so at first i was freaking out and i kinda cleaned it up but theres still some goopy plastic on the stove now and my dad saw it and he was hella yelling and then my brother was being a little b***h and he was all "dude wtf" and i said" dude your a retard" and then my dad started lecturing for FOREVER and here is a compilation of my thoughts during that time:
Mmm food.
Oh my nail polish is coming off.*sigh* ill have to repaint it for saint patricks day anyway since i finally have green nail polish woot
i want candddyyyyy
ill have to recharge my ipod eventually...
aw damn i gotta type up my haikus too DAMN YOU MS PHILLIPS
rofl i probably failed my math test watevs its not like thats new
((here i remembered he was still yelling))
Dude. Am I the only one who's chill about the whole lid being burned thing? seriously. get over it.
and then hes all "save the lid i want your mom to see this she said you guys r adults now and i can leave you guys at home and i was like bullshit"
ANd iwas thinking ugh shut up for once you big baby he makes such a big ******** deal out of everything its so tiring
later my brother was like "dont worry im on your side:" dude watever you were being such a b***h at the table just then god what an idiot
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