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Roy333 said:
ROFLAMO!!!
heh heh the prez wanted to bomb Japan so he hierd Albert Enstin and Chuck Norris Albert Enstin made the atom bomb Chuck Norris made The Round House Kick later the prez said to Chuck Norris "We wanted to teach Japan a lesson not obliviate it!" Later Chuck Norris Round House Kick the Prez
Chuck Norris does not have friends, only potential targets for his roundhouse to the face.
Chuck Norris rubbed his beard so hard that he wore off his own fingerprints. His smooth palm faces add the perfect amount of aero-dynamics for karate chops reaching tops speeds of 136mph.
Chuck Norris once bench-pressed Texas.
Not only did Chuck Norris write and direct Superman 3, he also stared as every character.
Amanda Says:
Pi is not infinite. It ends when Chuck Norris tells it to.
There's no such thing as a near death experience. There is however, a near Chuck Norris experience.
I say:
Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is.
Long ago, Chuck Norris invented the roundhouse kick. He then invented pain to have fun with his new creation. Finally, because everyone knew better than to go near him, he invented stupidity.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris once called a news conference to announce his retirement. He then said, "Pysch!" and killed twelve reporters.
Chuck Norris can end any sentence with a preposition.
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