Disclaimer: The only fact that I made up was the first one!
Chuck Norris can lick his elbow.
Chuck Norris wanted to "taste the rainbow," so he ate Toucan Sam.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
In a recent television interview with Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris responded to every one of the interviewer's questions by pointing to his belt buckle which read "NOT MY PROBLEM". after about 5 minutes of this, Chuck Norris said, "Interview over," and roundhoused the reporter. Witnessing this, the cameraman screamed, "You killed him!" Chuck Norris pointed at his belt buckle and flew away.
Maguiver (sp?) can make an airplane out of paperclips and gum. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick him in the face and take it away.
Chuck Norris has never been rained upon. Mother Nature can't risk those kinds of repercussions.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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