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Stuuffff
I can't wait for the Christmas presents from Alvin yayayayayayay. I can only remember like half the stuff I asked for lol. But that doesn't matter now. I still wants them nowsers! Oh hold on I gotta connect the phone.
kay I'm back. Last time I forgot to connect it, my dad started being a little b***h. Oh yeah yesterday my dad was like,
"Try this shrimp."
Okay, a)
He always does this. I hate it because I feel pressured to eat it, because I hardly eat dinner anyways. Plus, it's pretty stupid. I mean, if I wanna eat it, I will. Don't start shoving crap on my plate like mom does. Ewww. And b)
That shrimp was nasty. It had like this orange gunk on it.
So I was like,
"I already ate it. Remember?" I wasn't saying it in a sarcastic tone. I was just saying. And then he blew up. He yelled,
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER??!!"
Dude. Chillax. I said "Remember," because you gave it to me for lunch. But OF COURSE he didn't let me say anything because he kept on ranting for 15 minutes about how ungrateful I was, and how he hardly eever had anything to eat in Vietnam and if he brought me to life, he can bring me back. Gosh, I really want a voice recorder so I can record all these death threats and play it back to him at the time of his death.
No, I'm serious. Extremely serious. Just because I'm your kid doesn't mean you get to verbally abuse me for 14 years. Ditto for mom.
God and I've heard SO MANY TIMES about how he had so little in Vietnam. I get it alright? I wish he'd stop feeling so sorry for himself. Plus he was like,
"Someday I'm going to starve you."
Child abuse much?
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