Chillax, BranBran. It's just a blood sample. We all have sad stories here, let's not get all bitchy on each other. So. I'm online for once. And guess what? No one's online.
Listen to the song Throw It On the Ground by Andy Samberg, and WATCH THE VIDEO! It's sooo funny, but poor birthday kid.
BTW if you want to read my journal entries then fine, but don't be hating, fool. scream
Also, I found a slice of pear under my bed. Wtf.
"Nobody wants your autograph!!!
PHONIES!!!
Then the 2 phonies got up, turns out they had a tazer!
And they tazed me in the butthole~~!
I was screaming and squirming, my butthole was on fire!
The moral of this story is that you can't trust the system!!
MAN!"
From Throw It on The Ground
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