"Why do you have feathers and a clown nose?" "Because I'm a Native American clown cat."
Emma: "Homosexuallalalalalallllkkalsjgfjzfkkzds"
Emma: Whet ef every vewel wes en "e"? We weeld ell seend se steped. Et'd be greet.
Emma: "Ballz is the new number for gigantic."
Emma: "Is she hot, or beautiful?"
Wirr: "Both. I respect her AND want to have sex with her."
Keeks: "i'm yawning like no other brother"
Mikki: "you yawning like no othah brothaaaahhhh"
Emma: "~I wonder if I take your car home, would you be really angry, really angry?~"
Kelly: "Emma, shut up!"
Emma: "I don't even care anymore! I'll just lose all my--"
Will: "*sneeze!!!*"
Emma: "Bless you. I'll just lose all my-- *bursts out laughing* friends."
Survey: "Hair color?"
Emma: "Practically blacktically."
Emma: "What the ******** are my boobs doing?!"
Emma: "Hey, Kelly! You know what I am?"
Kelly: "What?"
Emma: "A-less-BIAN."
Emma: "You're close as beans with her, but not me?"
Will: "Emma, I'm closer than beans with you."
Emma: "Mashed potatoes just came out of my nose."
Emma: "Draw pink shoes."
Will: "But I don't have pink shoes."
Emma: "You don't have to have them to be them."
Will: "Just wants to be... KICKED?"
Emma: "Liked."
Kelly: "That's gross! There'd be like, semen everywhere!"
Radioshack guy: "Your shirt says, 'Death Cab for Cutie', but your ears say, 'Josie and the Pussycats'."
Kelly: "What is this? Butter with cheddar?"
Emma: "Oh, I see how it is! They COOK bananas before they send them to the grocery store!?"
Will is the prettiest girl in town. I'm the queerest man in town. We make one heck of a team!
Angel: "Oh man. I did it again. Now everyone is saying buttsex."
Khali: "The old people just got finished with.... sexual relations..."
Kelly: "If you don't call me 'William', I won't respond."
"Emma, your hair reminds me of Sinead's soul. Straight, and black." - Lily Akers
Maite`: "She didn't even say sorry!"
Emma: " 'I'm sorry you had to scoop my poop out of the toilet with your hand.' "
Emma: "Sometimes, I just love eating until I can't breathe!"
Kelly: "Oh, I know! Sometimes I eat until if I take a bite, I'll like throw it up."
Emma: "What's the story line, Kelly?"
Kelly: "Uhm.... Juicebox? :3"
Ana: " 'Hey there goes those two twins Stripper and Zipper...' 'And their cousin Shirazz' "
Kelly: "At least his background isn't Twilight!"
Emma: "Thank goodie-knees for that!"
Emma: "I'm not into masculine guys! I'm into like... vaginas."
Emma: "My feet are having a tingle-fest right now! Hahahaha... tingle-fest.... That's the best thing I've ever said...."
"nyaaaaaaaaaaaan~~~ ^=@w@=^ " - Ianna
"HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY, I LOVE YOU KELLY." "I love you, too."
"Homosexuality is a choice, like being black or white." - Ianna
Emma: "Wirr said that to me. I love that mother ********."
Ianna: "lmao wirr sounds awesome"
Will: "No, I didn't say 'Jemarkus'."
Emma: "I love Goose."
"2+2 IS FOUR?" "IS IT REALLY NOT BUTTER?" "CAN ALL THE KINGS HORSEMAN AND ALL THE KINGSMEN EVER PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN?"
"If only I was better at talking about my family @w@"
Mr. Dude: "We're gonna start breaking into groups! Not reading groups, DOO-WOP GROUPS!"
Emma: "If I had a n****e for every time I talked about Cob Salad, I'd be covered in nipples!"
Lily Akers + Emma Triplett = Limma Aklett
Love fights: The coolest way to get a chicken in your house.
Working on the beach and hittin' up the hospitals, am I right?
Staying up until the sunrises and hitting Kelly with my pillow..... Story of my life.
"Massage your block with a sharp 24."
"This is some smoooooth jazz."
"Can anyone else hear that noise that's saying, 'I'm a human, you're a b***h, and let's go to the movies'?"
I'M PRETTY MABUTI. KAMUSTA KA?
Kelly: "Emma."
Emma: "Kelly."
Kelly: "Life is an awful, ugly place without a best friend."
Emma: "******** her! I'm 13 and hungry!"
Patrick Star: "I don't even believe in pockets! I keep everything I need right here, in the folds of my back fat!"
You guys, sword fights are dangerous.
Kelly: "You're not chunky, you just make me wanna throw up."
Kelly: "I thought your birthday was in November! 'Cause it's right next to Halloween! I mean- !!"
Kelly: "What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?"
Emma: "There isn't one."
"hahahaha...rape is BAADDDDD GRR SRS BZNZ" - Ianna
Myke Hawk. My c**k. Fish sticks. Fish dicks.
Emma: "I like my spiders cubed, like my cheese."
"The best kind of prize is a surprise! Hahahaha~"
This summer has been sooooo boring! jashfjack!
"That's a lot of hippo's ya got there." - Lily
You and me, we're really stupid. But you and me together, we're the recipe for pure COOL.
MUHAHAHA! MY CUTENESS OVERPOWERS YOUR ASSERTIVENESS! NOW SCRUB MY FLOORS!
Lily is a chicken named XYZ. (<---- yep)
Angel: "Asians and their 'screw gravity' hairstyles"
Emma: "Spiky as ********."
"Fish tremble at the sound of my name."
"Sinead~ Sinead~~"
Flobably Emma was trying to sing Oliver, but Will's a uh... yup a whore.. :]
His...name...is Lancelot! And in tight pants a lot! He likes to dance a lot! You know you do!
Will: "You're the reason your parents got divorced!"
Emma: ".... Probably..."
Will: "OH MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW!"
"Mexican lollipops are gross! It's like salt on a mango; It just doesn't make sense!" - Chase
Emma: "Have you noticed the air today? It's full of memories of summer...."
Will: "What do you mean?"
Emma: "You haven't noticed? The air carries memories..."
Drinking French Berry Lemonade out of the bottle is the bad-a** way to drink it.
"Want me to go cam-whore... just for you? ;; )"
I RIKE THE FEERING OF YOUR SOFT CROTH
uses babies, also.
"it's true, you're kind of like, the really bright light that shines my day. i always feel happy when i chat with you" - Ianna
"wow what a wonderful morning, i feel racist today" - Ianna
Who's the greatest thread-killer in town? Who likes to talk when no one's around? Who waits hours for a reply, just to be let down?
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