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Because I'm sick of trying to find my old one and having to edit it, and blahblahblah.
LET THE QUOTES BEGIN!





Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: so Alden and Josiah are gone
Keeks: Let's have sex.
Keeks: I MEAN!
Keeks: Um....
Keeks: HEY, LOOK! A DISTRACTION!
Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: Emma, Naughty!
Keeks: *runs away*












Me: "Lali's coming."
Helen: "QUICK! PRETEND LIKE WE'RE MAKING OUT!"
Me: "What?!"

Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: ILU but sometimes you make me fall over

Keeks Fantastic: What do you want for Christmas?
Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: biggrin
Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: christmas?
Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: uh....................................................................
Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: are you a option?
Keeks Fantastic: Aww.
Keeks Fantastic: That's sweet. C:







My mom: Yeah, Emma's into English. She's very word-smart with spelling.


Mikki: I hate women OTL;;
Mikki: im one of them probably
Keeks Fantastic: I love them. :>
Mikki: good for you keeks :> I hate their guts
Mikki: SCREW VAGINAS LOL
Mikki: that came out wrong srry
Keeks Fantastic: Yes, screw them. :>


Mikki: my brother does not approve of my liking for bird on bird D:


Keeks Fantastic: I'm making you another banner, by the way. A smaller one so Sarah and Ashli can put it in their thread.
Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: Yay!
Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: Thaks
Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: :3
Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: THAKS?
Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: WTF?
Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: *thanks
Keeks Fantastic: Thaks
Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: your welcoe.
Fecklebottomus Tangoriono: That was a bad joke
Keeks Fantastic: LOL



Yanna: i can say you're kind of like a light in everyone's really screwed up lives
Keeks Fantastic: awwwwwwww
Keeks Fantastic: now, i'm in tears
Yanna: haha
Keeks Fantastic: i really love you guys
Keeks Fantastic: oh, no
Keeks Fantastic: here it comes
Keeks Fantastic: ;__________;
Yanna: what happened
Keeks Fantastic: you guys
Keeks Fantastic: are so awesome
Keeks Fantastic: thank you for saying that, ianna
Keeks Fantastic: *crying irl*
Yanna: it's true, you're kind of like, the really bright light that shines my day. i always feel happy when i chat with you OK BEING CHEESY NOT MY STYLE
Keeks Fantastic: *tears streaming down my face now*
Yanna: smile )
Keeks Fantastic: thank you
Keeks Fantastic: *sobbing now*
Keeks Fantastic: *happy sobbing*
Yanna:np. its true, thou
Keeks Fantastic: i love you
Yanna: ilu too
Keeks Fantastic: *can't stop crying*
Yanna: dude are you seriously crying
Keeks Fantastic: Myes
Yanna: ...don't cry;;;
Keeks Fantastic: they're happy tears :']
Yanna: hahaha;; ;;;


Me: Sorry. Kinda AFP (away from phone) right now. Doing my hair, getting dressed, crushing my teeth, and such.
Lily: It's cool.
LOL crushing teeth, XD
Me: LOL I LOVE T9
Lily: LOL ME TOO. IT MAKES TEXTING AN ADVENTURE!




Showers: That is so cool
Keeks Fantastic: so no more broken phone!
Showers: I wish i could ungrade my phone
Showers: all i have is my hand




Mikki: rofl i'm talkin to angela now
Mikki: on YM
Keeks: *east cheese*
Keeks: *east
Mikki: lol
Keeks: LOLING IRL
Keeks: *EATS
Keeks: ********
Keeks Fantastic: =)))))))))))))
Mikki: =))))))))))))))))))))))
Mikki: YOU FAIL AT CORRECTING TYPOS
Keeks: *CHOKES ON THE EAST CHEESE*
Mikki: =))))))))))))))))))))))))
Keeks: *LAUGHING REEEEEEEAALLLLLYYYYYYY HARD IRL*
Mikki: I HOPE YOU CHOKE MORE ON THE EAST CHEESE YOURE EASTING
Keeks: *CHOKING ON ROOTBEER NOW*
Keeks: my brother is staring at me funny
Mikki: DSRINKING ROOTBEER?
Mikki: *DRINKIBF
Mikki: **DRINKING



Keeks Fantastic: and then she put her hand on my croth
Keeks Fantastic: *crotch
Keeks Fantastic: ********
Ianna Rallonza: whats a croth
Keeks Fantastic: CROTH ;DDDD
Ianna Rallonza: its engrish for cloth
Keeks Fantastic: ROFL
Keeks Fantastic: I RIKE THE FEERING OF YOUR SOFT CROTH
Ianna Rallonza: =)))))))))))))))))))))))))) LOL


Bitsy: I hate monkeys.
Me: OH MY GOSH! ME TOO! HIGH-FIVE THROUGH THE PHONE! *hits phone*
Call Has Ended
Bitsy: *calls back*
Me: Uh... did I just hang up on you?
Bitsy: Yeah... no more high-fives through the phone...



Ianna: u n000000000000000000000000000000000b
Keeks Fantastic: At least I don't sell myself on the street
Keeks Fantastic: ******
Ianna: ur racist!!!!!!
Keeks Fantastic: I haven't actually said that since I was really little
Ianna: i say it when i feel racist
Ianna: like
Keeks Fantastic: I was rhyming words with "tigger"
Ianna: "wow what a wonderful morning, i feel racist today"



Helen: sometimes when you don't respond fast enough I get scared.
Helen: Are you eating ice?



Me: "Everything about Stacey is natural!"
Jules: "No, it's supernatural!"



Chase: "Mexican lollipops are gross! It's like salt on a mango; It just doesn't make sense!"



Stacey: "Her name... is just throw-up-y!"


p33li: "I can have a pretty defent consersation............................ about carrots."





mod power abuse, go!

Xai, stop editing other people's post!!!

Make me!!

-ties Xai in a chair-

Haha, Julia won!!! -dances-

*shifty eyes*


Xai: I know it, bb.
How are you?



Keeksies/Emmie says: (1:28:02 AM)
you're the dad!

Keeksies/Emmie says: (1:28:07 AM)
you make me french toast!

Keeksies/Emmie says: (1:28:23 AM)
plus, i'm a really bad cook~ =w=

Keeksies/Emmie says: (1:28:28 AM)
and clumsy

Keeksies/Emmie says: (1:28:35 AM)
i'll probably catch the house on fire

-Toxic`Panda- says: (1:28:57 AM)
You get that from your mother xD

-Toxic`Panda- says: (1:29:20 AM)
Nyaaa

-Toxic`Panda- says: (1:29:25 AM)
Toxxi doesnt wanna cook

Keeksies/Emmie says: (1:30:45 AM)
who's my mother? xD

-Toxic`Panda- says: (1:31:20 AM)
Lemme answer that by asking ya this....

-Toxic`Panda- says: (1:31:25 AM)
What is the meaning of life?



Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:41:30 PM)
i'm trying to upload a picture from my phone

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:41:39 PM)
but my phone is being stupid right now

-Toxic..Panda- says: (5:02:13 PM)
kick it o3o

Keeksies/Emmie says: (5:02:28 PM)
hahaha

Keeksies/Emmie says: (5:02:37 PM)
you always suggest that xD

-Toxic..Panda- says: (5:03:08 PM)
It works almost 2% of the time

-Toxic..Panda- says: (5:03:14 PM)
How could you not suggest it?





-Toxic`Panda- says: (12:41:41 AM)
DOES HELEN HAVE A WEEWEE?

-Toxic`Panda- says: (12:41:46 AM)
IS EMMA PREGOO?

Keeksies/Emmie says: (12:41:51 AM)
IS HELEN HIDING SOMETHING FROM EMMA?

-Toxic`Panda- says: (12:41:54 AM)
Find out NEXT WEEK ON

-Toxic`Panda- says: (12:42:03 AM)
Days of Emma's life!

Keeksies/Emmie says: (12:42:05 AM)
HOW WILL EMMA REACT WHEN SHE READS HER PREGNANCY TEST?

-Toxic`Panda- says: (12:42:24 AM)
2 + 2 IS FOUR?!

Keeksies/Emmie says: (12:42:42 AM)
IS IT REALLY NOT BUTTER?

-Toxic`Panda- says: (12:43:21 AM)
CAN ALL THE KINGS HORSEMAN AND ALL THE KINGSMEN EVER PUT HUMPTDY TOGETHER AGAIN?

Keeksies/Emmie says: (12:43:30 AM)
Next time on, "Common Knowledge"







Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:21:43 AM)
He jsut pissed orange soda

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:21:45 AM)
*just

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:21:46 AM)
JUST

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:21:47 AM)
JUST

Ianna says: (4:21:48 AM)
LMAOOO

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:21:48 AM)
JUST

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:21:51 AM)
J U S T

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:21:52 AM)
J

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:21:53 AM)
U

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:21:54 AM)
S

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:21:54 AM)
T

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:21:56 AM)
JUST

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:21:57 AM)
JUST

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:22:00 AM)
JUST

Ianna says: (4:22:01 AM)
LOOLLL

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:22:01 AM)
JUST

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:22:02 AM)
JUST

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:22:05 AM)
JUST

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:22:10 AM)
J U S T

Ianna says: (4:22:13 AM)
HAHAHA

Keeksies/Emmie says: (4:22:26 AM)
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

Ianna says: (4:22:30 AM)
JSUT

Ianna says: (4:22:33 AM)
********



mOrTaL Closet: Hey, I should have two kids and name them Stripper and Zipper! Alright!
Keeks Fantastic: Twins!
mOrTaL Closet: I can just imagine that...
mOrTaL Closet: 'Hey there goes those two twins Stripper and Zipper...'
mOrTaL Closet: 'And their cousin Shirazz'
Keeks Fantastic: ROFL
Keeks Fantastic: LAUGHING OUT LOUD
mOrTaL Closet: 'and their grandma, grandpa michaels'
Keeks Fantastic: 'And... Roger. o_o;'
mOrTaL Closet: 'Yeah, their father'
Keeks Fantastic: 'Why doesn't that surprise me?'
mOrTaL Closet: 'Well, Roger, he's always pulling something crazy...'
Keeks Fantastic: Wait, wait, wait, wait
Keeks Fantastic: If Roger is their father.... and you're their mother....
mOrTaL Closet: Hey, who said I was their mother?!
Keeks Fantastic: You did
mOrTaL Closet: The mother is obviously Mello... duh. Who else names their kid Stripper?
Keeks Fantastic: LOL
Keeks Fantastic: Priceless xD
Keeks Fantastic: That's his daughter that looks just like him.
Keeks Fantastic: One happy family.
mOrTaL Closet: Oh my god I'm laughing so hard right now
Keeks Fantastic: Mello, Roger, Stripper, Zipper, Priceless, grandma and grandpa Michaels, and their cousin Shirazz.
mOrTaL Closet: Oh geez.
mOrTaL Close: t'Oh, look, I think I saw that family dancing on a Subway commercial last night...'
mOrTaL Closet: 'No kidding...'
Keeks Fantastic: Hahahaha
Keeks Fantastic: Their neighbors are the pigs Toot and Puddle
mOrTaL Closet: lol. Weird.
mOrTaL Closet: For some reason I just imagined Magellan as their neighbor... xD
mOrTaL Closet: 'Hey neighbor!'
Keeks Fantastic: Oh my! xD
mOrTaL Closet: And he was wearing that wig he had on in that picture and you know... gettin' the mail...
mOrTaL Closet: xD
Keeks Fantastic: What a neighborhood.... Their block parties must me pretty... well, they must be something!
mOrTaL Closet: 'Hey, Roger, we have the same wigs!'
Keeks Fantastic: *be
mOrTaL Closet: Yeah, I bet they have ring pops at their block parties.
Keeks FantasticAnd they hire those kids on the commercials to sing the "Baby Bottle Pop" song....
mOrTaL Closet: And then all get into the Wagoners tour bus and sing it together on the top of the bus while Near drives down the highway.
Keeks Fantastic: Oh, of course.
mOrTaL Closet: Figures.
Keeks Fantastic: My story has gone almost nowhere xD
mOrTaL Closet: I guess talking all this nonsense probably wasted your time... xD
Keeks Fantastic: And I just started cracking up again because I thought of the name "Shirazz"
Keeks Fantastic: No, I enjoy nonsense!
mOrTaL Closet: Yeah, me to
mOrTaL Closet: too
Keeks Fantastic: I can just see their cousin....
Keeks Fantastic: Short and chubby with pink cloth-pants covered in pink sequins...
mOrTaL Closet: LOL
mOrTaL Closet: And those sunglasses with the lines
Keeks Fantastic: a stomach that sticks out and a light pink t-shirt that says, "STAR" in glitter
mOrTaL Closet: Oh god
Keeks Fantastic: hot pink glitter, of course
Keeks Fantastic: and a jacket to match the pants
mOrTaL Closet: And he's not allowed to stand in the sun because he might blind Magellan while he's trying to get his mail... or anyone for that matter... o_o
Keeks Fantastic: I was imaging him as a girl LOL
mOrTaL Closet: LOL Shirazz
Keeks Fantastic: Shirazz is... a mystery... who can't stand in the sun.
mOrTaL Closet: A mystery of the darkness.



"Have you even tried these yogurts yet? They're very exceptional." - Mom


"Your shirt says, 'Death Cab for Cutie', but your ears say, 'Josie and the Pussycats'." - Guy at Radioshack






Keeks Fantastic: ugoholllllllll;,
Snowflake: BLLLLAAHHZZZ
Snowflake: Waaait
Snowflake: you callin
Snowflake: me
Keeks Fantastic: blahz
Snowflake: an
Snowflake: ugohole?!!!!
Keeks Fantastic: roffffffffllllllll
Keeks Fantastic: =))
Snowflake: xD
Keeks Fantastic: THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
Keeks Fantastic: I TOTALLY DID THAT ON ACCIDENT
Snowflake: lololol
Keeks Fantastic: I hit my keyboard




Bits says: (8:46:14 PM)
Im going to South Korea after new years for like a month o.o
Keeksies/Emmie says: (8:46:26 PM)
Sweet!
Bits says: (8:47:00 PM)
now to only leaen korean....
Bits says: (8:47:04 PM)
learrn*
Keeksies/Emmie says: (8:47:07 PM)
xDD
Bits says: (8:47:09 PM)
...
Bits says: (8:47:39 PM)
Maybe I should finish learning english first





"Don't even worry about it. Out of the two girls that want my d**k, I chose the one that didn't."