I am known as the c***e Ninja among friends, Chodja for short, so I decided to make myself a theme song to that effect. In my head, it's sang by Jack Black. biggrin
Smoke disperses on down the w-hay,
A gurgling of awesome to make you pray,
That you'll never meet the king of Night,
He's the shadow, the master, the aroma of fright!
He is...the c***d Ninja!
c***d Ninja, that funky ninja!
c***d Ninja, rides on the wind-ja!
He's the smell of your balls and a** mixed together,
With a taint of awesome and funky in flavour,
And he rides on the wind to dropkick the foes,
With a cry of the war, "b***h, smell my c***d!"
c***d Ninja, that funky ninja!
c***d Ninja, he'll ******** yo s**t up!
c***d Ninja!
c***d Ninja!
c***d Ninjaaaa!
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