It's been a rather long while since I've even signed in to Gaia, even longer since I've posted a journal. Long while since I've even written anything, drawn anything, or created in a fashion outside of chaos.
Yes. I text while I shitz. Deal with it. Dx
Why not, right? Makes life so much more efficient! Gettin' s**t done while I do mah shitz. What better time, eh?
Anyway~
"Texting on the Shitter"
Hey there, buddy,
My long time friend.
How ya doin',
How've you been?
I was sittin' here,
And I thought about you.
Thought I'd text,
And have chat with you.
But I...thought you should know...
I'm textin' on the shitter!
I'm textin' on the shitter~
I'm textin' on the shitter,
'Cuz I got nothing else to do...
So, I thought about you...
No, nothing else to do...
So, I'm texting on the loo.
Hey there, buddy,
Whatchu up to?
Oh, me - nothin',
Just droppin' a deuce.
Don't make this weird,
Just postin' bail.
You know how it is
To be settin' the trail.
So I...figured you should know...
I'm textin' on the shitter!
I'm textin' on the shitter~
I'm textin' on the shitter,
'Cuz I got nothing else to do...
So, I thought about you...
No, nothing else to do...
So, I'm texting on the loo.
A shoop-shoopy, da doo-doo~
Shoop-shoopity doop, doo, doo.
A shoop-shoopy, da doo-doo~
Shoop-shoopity doop, doo, doo.
Ain't nothin' wrong,
With a s**t-text, friend,
Ridin' the log,
While I'm textin'.
Get it together,
My long time friend,
'Cuz there ain't nothin' wrong
With s**t-textin'.
No, there ain't nothin' wrong
With a s**t-text, friend,
When you can't even see,
The pain that I'm in.
A loaf this size,
Got my ring bleedin'.
I take the edge off
With mah s**t textin'~
I'm textin' on the shitter!
I'm textin' on the shitter~
I'm textin' on the shitter,
'Cuz I got nothing else to do...
So, I thought about you...
No, nothing else to do...
So, I'm texting on the loo.
Sovereign Machedna Community Member 
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