Oh, you sad-minded young thing, I truly do pity you. However, I simply must be firm, as a book I recently read decries, "Be firm!" and I do try to obey when it comes to these sorts of things.
Bumping is a no-no here. It makes us sad and wastes our time and kills your brain cells. It's the horrible, mind-killing drug of
today's youth, and one that poses a deep danger to your personal development as a contributing member of our lovely little society.
So, and this is me being firm, mind you, deary: please stop. Because I don't want to have to train a group of super-intelligent wolf-like beings to eat you and all you hold dear. It's a lot of work, and costs a good deal of money. Plus, I like wolves, and it really would be a waste of time and effort.
So, stop. Pretty please?
'kay.
