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Post two part two
After losing our heroes the dastardly villians know as the Trio of Doom escaped with oodles of cash... The story continues.
The Trio of Doom arrives at the secret lair and await instructions from the boss. The place was dark and damp, water could be heard dripping, it echoes throughout.

Runt; I need the toilet

Spammer; Me too!

Flame; OH! I wish he'd hurry up! *He starts squirming*

Echoing Sinister Voice; Ah! You brought the money!

Spammer; Who said that?

Flame; Our boss stupid!

Spammer; Oh yeah! Hey Tentacles! Got ya dough!

Echoing Sinister Voice; Aw! Now people will know who I am now!! You gave me away!

Runt; Prat! *elbows Spammer*

Flame; Stupid! *elbows Spammer*

Spammer; Ow!...ow! Sorry guys!

Dr. Tentacles steps out from behind a false wall and glares at the Trio

Spammer; Oh so that’s why you’re named Dr. Tentacles?Why couldn't you have a cool name like.....Dr Octopus?

Dr. Tentacles; ....'Cos its been taken!

Spammer; Oh yeah....

Dr. Tentacles; Right I want you three to go steal me some really gnarly science equipment.....I want the money for myself.

Flame; Right boss! We’re on our way!

The trio leave the evil but incredibly insane scientist to roll around in the money.

Meanwhile at Lord Fear's hide out....

Lord Fear; why do I have such morons working for me?

Sir Chandestroy; Because you don't pay enough?

*Lord Fear turns and glares at him*

Sir Chandestroy; Because you don't pay them enough money...your Fearship

Lord Fear; Well that may be the case However, I have some minions to chastise so send in the other two knights

*Sir Chandestroy goes and summons the two knights*

Sir Cumfrens ; At your service my liege!

Sir Cumsyze ; Yes your Fearship...

Lord Fear; So, What are you two going to plan for the future of my glorious, evil and down right despicable empire?

Sir Cumfrens; I'm plotting as we speak your Fearship!

Lord Fear; Good, good. I love a good plot!And you witless twit?

Sir Cumsyze; I'm going to bleed cows!

*Lord fear looks puzzled*

Sir Cumfrens; Bleed cows?! ....Y-you animal!

Sir Chandestroy; Going to make a burger chain?.....or...

*Sir Cumsyze starts to get irritated*

Sir Cumsyze; No!....I said bleed cows.....BLEEED COWS!

Sir Cumfrens; I say...steady on!

*Lord fear starts chuckling*

Sir Cumsyze; I visit a falmer, I abducted him and force him to tell me the secret of falming...He said cows. He told me how to bleed cows.

Sir Chandestroy; So what did he tell you?

Sir Cumsyze; He said that I could bollow his bull (After I threatened him) when I buy some cows...So they can bleed...

Sir Cumfrens; Should'nt the farmer be doing that?

Sir Cumsyze; No it has to be the bull

Sir Chandestroy; Now I understand!...He means to breed them

Sir Cumsyze; That’s what I said! Bleed them!....Honestly.. Anyway after they done the business and the little bulls pop out later I'll grow them little then ship them off to another country

Sir Cumfrens; Oh! You’re gonna be a bull shipper!

Sir Chandestroy You’re just go and ship them?...why?

Sir Cumsyze; I'm going to send a country a load of bull

Lord Fear; That’s bullocks

Sir Cumsyze; No! No! No! Sending a country lots of bull!

*Lord Fear glares at him*

Sir Chandetsroy; Our most feared one is telling you that the correct name for young bulls is bullocks.

Sir Cumsyze; *Realizes* ....Bullocks!

Lord Fear; Don't you swear at me!

*Lord Fear zaps Sir Cumsyze with a ray gun concealed under the desk, turning him into a snail*

Lord Fear; Anyone else want to swear or argue?

Sir Chandestroy & Sir Cumfrens; No your Fearship!

Lord Fear; Good! Now go find that tentacled idiot....Dr Squid or whatever he’s called and bring him here!