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Part one, post one

In the not so long distant future....in an alternate time....

It was a peaceful day in Super city, The hustle and bustle of the city folk going about their businesses shopping, working and whatever else ordinary folk (And superheroes in their secret identities) do. In a quiet part of the city park, two scheming miscreants where discussing their plan.....

1st miscreant: let’s rob a bank

2nd miscreant: ok

The two miscreants set off in the shadows, searching for their cronies...
The shadowy duo makes their way to the underground...a nasty evil place where villains can plot and gather to make the ultimate scheme! The leader of all that is evil is none other than 'Lord Fear'

All the most despicable are gathered around a huge desk, at the head, the Evil one is seated, glowering over his report.

Lord Fear; So gentlemen, ladies, it seems that our plans had been foiled again by those meddlesome super heroes...and our profits have fallen by 20% in the last year....

1st miscreant; we have a fool proof plan to rob a bank!

Lord Fear; Really, Sir Cumfrens! *looks somewhat unimpressed and asks sarcastically* Please do tell!

1st miscreant: well, what we plan on doing is getting loads of ammo, charging in, and asking for all their money

Lord Fear: yes, of course...fool proof. Except for one fool

1st miscreant: who's that my lord?

Lord Fear: you sir cumfrens, you are the fool. Well what does everyone think of this master plan?

All of the villains around the table eagerly put up their hands to answer the question.

Lord Fear: Yes you at the back...what’s your name and say what you have to.

Villain #8: I'm the Crooked chin ....and I was about to say ...well it’s pretty predictable isn’t it sir?

Lord Fear: *Shouts and glares at him menacingly* What?!

Crooked chin:...er I mean Your Evilness....eheheheh! *looks nervous*

Lord Fear:* glares at the Crooked chin* You are to address me as your Fearship not Evilness is that clear?

Crooked chin: Yes your Fearship *starts sweating*

Lord Fear: Right you useless lot, this is the ultimate plan...It involves terror, Violence and most of all...World domination!!!!

MEANWHILE IN SUPER CITY....

Super Mighty Moderator, The Mighty Anzy and Hyper Soveriegn were out on their daily lunch break discussing what to wear for the fancy dress party.
SuperMighty Moderator : I was thinking about wearing a toga...what do you reckon guys?

Hyper Soveriegn: Ugh!...Not after what happened last time...I remember you running out with nothing on scaring some old lady half to death!

The Mighty Anzy: Yeah and you got arrested for indecent exposure!

SuperMighty Moderator : But that was Elektrakoshs fault! She must have timetravelled back to sever some of the threads holding it together....

Hyper Soveriegn Nah!....You teased that Rottweiler with the bottom of it and it ripped it off you! Pretty stupid if you ask me.

Suddenly a bank alarm was heard; the heroes looked down to see the Trio of doom stagger out of a smoke filled bank with huge bags of money slung over their shoulders...

The Flame: Hah! That was too easy!

Spammer: You stupid fool nearly blew us to kingdom come!!! Why do you have to involve explosives?

Runt: It doesn’t matter we're rich...Bwaaahahahahah!

The thieves’ flag down a car, pull the occupant out and bundled in. The car then sped off and veered to the left...

*Hyper Soveriegn surveys the scene*
Hyper Soveriegn; Aha! They went this way!

SuperMighty Moderator; Yeah and it is probably the work of none other than...Dr Testicles!

Hyper Soveriegn: Don't you mean Dr Tentacles?

SuperMighty Moderator ;....Oh yeah! *blushes* this way guys!

The heroes run off and get into the superhero car

Elektrakosh was minding her own business when suddenly a car rushes by, nearly knocking her down.

Kosh; You {expletive deleted} idiot!!!....

The Mighty Anzy, Super Mighty Moderator and HyperSoveriegn slew to a halt shocked at hearing Kosh swear.

Hyper Soveriegn; How rude!!!

Super Mighty Moderator;.......*jaw drops*

The Mighty Anzy; I hope Supe here mods you!

*Kosh turns and blushes*
Kosh; Whoops! Won’t happen again!

Super Mighty Moderator: You bet it won't young lady, C'mon you guys lets go look for some bad guys!