((This happens in a part of my RPG called An 'Dul, though it's kinda wrong, here goes, happens after Sephiroth got his brain waves messed up, now he's obsessed with women and he's also a narcissist, though his feelings are hurt very easily, he's a little too happy to be himself.
Sephiroth, Nani, Daemon, and Kaelec sat in the den aboard the Apocolypse watching Television. Usually Sephiroth would have made them turn it off, but ever since "the accident" as Daemon called it, he'd been acting like...well...like Kaelec. Vixen walked up to Sephiroth.
"Da', Larxene is tormenting me again!"
"Shut up Vixen I'm watching T.V.!"
She growled and stormed off,
"That was rude Sephiroth."
"Don't even try to talk to him, nothing will draw his attention away from the TV now..."
Nico walked through the room,
"Hey Nico!" Sephiroth called following her with his eyes, "Lookin foxy!"
"Foxy?" Daemon asked in disgust,
"What do ya say we have a little fun, my tonight,"
"Gag me Sephiroth, you're like, old compaired to me..." Nico retorted and left the room,
"...Ah she couldn't take me anyway,"
"Why is that Seph? Remind us please,"
"Oh not this again..."
"'Cause I'm a hell cat!"
"Dear god..."
"Wild and untamed baby!"
"WHEN ARE YOU GONNA FIX HIM?!" Nani cried,
Orias appeared in the room next to Sephiroth,an angry aura around him,
"Can't you think of something else besides reproducing and women for five minutes?" He hissed,
Sephiroth took these words in and chewed on them for a bit, "...Okay..."
"YES!" Nani hissed punching the air,
"My sexay beast body..." Orais's face hit the floor, though he was still standing,
"Sephiroth," Daemon put her book down, "Let me tell you something...I've seen every single inch of your body."
"Oh my god..." Nani replied,
"Every single solitary inch?"
"Every single inch, and I have to tell you, It's not that sexy."
"C'mon baby," Sephiroth jumped up and struck a pose flexing his muscles, "You know you want me..."
"I had you thank you very much..."
"Yeah but still, you could have me aga-"
"And I'm not impressed."
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