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Silverbel

Midori Suzume

Rei Davidson

Tina Greeneyed6541

Rei's all ... white?

I'm from Caucasia!

That oddly brings to mind Asian chickens... in a miniature society...

It does freezing mountains, a lotta snow and a soft young Norse Goddess named Veridandi for me.

Which ironically, drags us back into asia, to a chicken named Keiichi who lives in his own little life.

Yeah, I can see where you're coming from I guess.

Silverbel

Wizard Random Sempai

Kai LittleBlackSmith

I can't even get photos of whitetail deer, and if you listen to the DNR, there are so many of those that we are in danger of them breaking into our homes and eating our babies. Be careful going into your garage! A doe might be lurking in there to drain you of your blood so she can nourish and lay thousands of eggs.

Put out whiskey in tubs.

Takes care of em every time.

In our neck of the woods, all that would do is catch a whole lot of slugs and probably my uncle

Midori Suzume

kippy_sneeze

Wizard Random Sempai

Kai LittleBlackSmith

I can't even get photos of whitetail deer, and if you listen to the DNR, there are so many of those that we are in danger of them breaking into our homes and eating our babies. Be careful going into your garage! A doe might be lurking in there to drain you of your blood so she can nourish and lay thousands of eggs.

Put out whiskey in tubs.

Takes care of em every time.

...drunk deer? Or some other mythical result?

You know, drunk grazing is the number one cause of death among teenage deer.

Kai LittleBlackSmith

Wizard Random Sempai

Kai LittleBlackSmith

I can't even get photos of whitetail deer, and if you listen to the DNR, there are so many of those that we are in danger of them breaking into our homes and eating our babies. Be careful going into your garage! A doe might be lurking in there to drain you of your blood so she can nourish and lay thousands of eggs.

Put out whiskey in tubs.
Takes care of em every time.

Die by deer, or give up the booze?
Hmm... Drink up boys! We're gonna die!

Wizard Random Sempai

kippy_sneeze

I have a teacher who I prefer to be cheeky with. I do my best to stir things up in that class, because it's fairly dry, and the teacher is amused by it.
He often asks, "Any questions?"
Is it wrong that I want to ask him the woodchuck question every time he asks it?
What cheeky questions would you ask? (anyone?)

I always liked, "What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?"

Though the one time I slipped up in class, the professor was going on a long-winded sidetrack about living in New England as he often did, and said "And to make a long story short."

I, without missing a beat said, "Too late." Then realized i said that out loud and slammed my head into the desk.

Midori Suzume

mcm

kippy_sneeze

I have a teacher who I prefer to be cheeky with. I do my best to stir things up in that class, because it's fairly dry, and the teacher is amused by it.
He often asks, "Any questions?"
Is it wrong that I want to ask him the woodchuck question every time he asks it?
What cheeky questions would you ask? (anyone?)

One time in a situation like that, I asked "But how are we going to get the gopher to wear the pants if they're already full of jelly?"

I favor, "I think so, but me and Pippi Longstocking? What would the children look like?"
Points if anyone gets what I'm referring to.

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