Episode One of Super Happy Fun Interview Time!!-Cast of FullMetal Alchemist
Hostess Shikiro: Hello everyone! Welcome to Super Happy Interview Time! I hope you enjoy the show! Now, here with us is the cast of...FullMetal Alchemist! Welcome!
Edward Elric: Thanks, happy to be here!
mrgreen Alphonse Elric: Yes, thank you!
3nodding Edward Elric: *turns around* I see everyone isn't here yet, heheheh. *Thinks, 'Time to steal the spotlight!!!* Thinking>>
twisted Alphonse Elric: yeah, I know. *Thinks, 'I know what you're thinking, Ed....'
sweatdrop Hostess Shikiro: Well, why don't we get this interview started! Let's start off with a question from one of out viewers...this one's for Edward!
Edward Elric: *Thinks, "Heh, I'll probably get four times more questions than the colonel!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!* Thinking>>
twisted Hostess Shikiro: It says, "Hey, is it true that you do things with Roy, if you know what I mean?? -From Kira"
Edward Elric:
gonk scream What??!! Hell no!! Damn it, I'm not freakin gay!!!
Alphonse Elric: Calm down, big brother! Umm...we should move onto the next question.
sweatdrop Edward Elric: NEXT QUESTION!!!
scream Hostess Shikiro: Okay! The next question is for Alphonse!
Alphonse Elric:
3nodding Hostess Shikiro: It says, "What would you do if I killed a cat, huh? HUH? MWAHAHAHAHA!!! -From Nata, who just might kill a cat"
Alphonse Elric: Whaaaa? Why???? Nooooo, don't!!!!
crying Edward Elric: It's just a cat, Al. They're probably talking hypothetically anyway.
Alphonse Elric:
crying Roy and Riza walk in., Riza's holding Black Hayate.Riza Hawkeye: Sorry we're late. A
certain colonel accidentally set someone's car on fire...
Roy Mustang: I swear, it was an accident.
Roy and Riza sit down.Edward Elric: Heh, so you finally showed up, colonel.
Roy Mustang: Hey, at least I was busy doing something. This is just a talk show, after all.
Riza Hawkeye: Yeah, you're busy blowing up cars. *pets Black Hayate* *glances over at Al* What happened to you?
Edward Elric: Someone threatened to kill a cat...
Hostess Shikiro: ....okay, next question! This one's for Roy! It says, "Wow! You could really blow up stuff! Could you do it right now??? -From Oiku"
A random cat walks by.Roy Mustang: Of course. *snaps fingers* *look of triumph on face*
Riza Hawkeye: You
idiot! You just set that cat on fire!!
Alphonse Elric: NOO!!!!
gonk crying crying Edward Elric: C-calm down, Al! *turns to Roy* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO??
Roy Mustang: I-I didn't mean to! *waves hands back and forth*
Winry walks in.Winry Rockbell:
What is going on here?!
eek *runs and gets a bucket of water* *puts fire on cat out* It's okay, Al!
Edward Elric: Thanks, Winry. Al, it's okay. The cat's okay.
Alphonse Elric: *picks up the cat* HE LOOKS DEAD!! WAAAH!!!!
crying *hugs cat*
Edward Elric: N-no, h-he's not dead, Al! He's not dead!
gonk eek Winry Rockbell: D-don't worry, he's not dead! *turns to Ed and whispers* Oh no, I think the cat's dead, the poor thing!
gonk Edward Elric: N-no...please don't let the furball be dead...
gonk eek Riza Hawkeye: *points her gun at Roy* This is all your fault! *Black Hayate whimpers all the while*
Roy Mustang: *waves hands back and forth* D-don't shoot, Riza!
Alphonse Elric: OHHH NO!!! HE'S DEAD!!!!
gonk crying crying crying Edward Elric: Don't cry, Al!!!
gonk sweatdrop Winry Rockbell: Yeah, it's okay!
sweatdrop Riza Hawkeye: I'm gonna shoot!
Roy Mustang: *starts running*
gonk Hostess Shikiro: *eye twitches* Well folks, that's all the time we have! See you next time on Super Happy Interview Time!!
