No I won't. No I won't! NoIWon'tNoIWon'tNoIWon'tNoIWon't!
WARNING!
Damn it. Damn it all.
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And this time our sporking team stumbled upon..
Title: Why do I feel the need to protect her?
Author: Yours truly, Mini Me.
Rating:
One for the Sue, one for Riku's (and everyone else's) OOC-ness, one for the headache-inducing author's notes, and one for the absolutely laughable spelling and punctuation.Full Name (including any titles): Chaos is the main Sue. Other OCs include Midnight, Rue, Alexander, Crystal, etc.
Full Species(es): Marysueus Abusedius Angsticus
Hair Color (include adjectives): "Her long dark brown hair covered her face, her hair had reached her elbows."
Eye Color (include adjectives): "icy blue but they were warm eyes"
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: Numerous cuts and bruises pretty much all over her body, although these wounds slowly heal. She also "smells like white roses."
Special Possessions (if any): A giant mansion, a stuffed dog named Fluffy, a real dog named Sparky, and an eeeevil stepmother named Isabella.
Origin: The author made real into the KH verse. Her words, not mine! It wasn't ME! It wasn't ME I TELL YOU!!
Connections To Canon Characters: Very quickly ends up being Riku's TWU WUB. I guess this is supposed to take place after KH2? But there are cars and malls and high schools involved, so I'm so confused...
Special Abilities: Being able to heal her own wounds and bruises. Being able to completely comprehend Jane Austen novels at age seven. Being filthy rich. Having a beautiful singing voice. Otherwise being a perfect (but abused, don't forget that!) angel that awes Riku with her beauty and cuteness.
Other Annoying Traits: The author's notes. I swear, just...wow. The author's notes are practically their own Annoying Traits Zip Code.
I Say/Notes: This fic is like Mothra. It's so bad, it's HILARIOUS. This is classic, grade-A Sue, complete with a TRAGIC CHILDHOOD and LOTS AND LOTS OF AAAAANGST so that you feel super-extra-special-sorry for her. And she might have mysterious powers! Le gasp!
While we're at it, the spelling, grammar and punctuation are downright atrocious. We go for entire chapters without spaces between punctuation marks, for some reason. We also get video-game-ish instances where punctuation is its own sentence, like this: "!"
Almost JUST as hilarious it the author's (Chaos') insistence to one reviewer that her character, whom she admits is based off of herself but with special powers and has Riku filling the role of her boyfriend, is DEFINITELY NOT a Mary Sue. lol
I will not warn you. AGAIN. You can say I will, but I won't! You wanna know why? BECAUSE I ALWAYS WIN!
WARNING: (DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!) We apologize to those who haven't completed the game, but there are a few KH2 spoilers. These are chiefly for the Timeless River world, the Halloween Town world, and a bit on Sora's merge outfits.
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