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If we wiped all the stupid annoying idiots off the face of the planet, how much smaller would the population get? 
Kai was just thinking about that yesterday at work!!
Kai was all like, "If we got rid of all the stupid people, nobody would have to worry about finding a good parking spot."
Kai hates stupid people:
1. They take the shopping carts out of the store when there are BIG WHITE LETTERS on the door saying not to.
... a. They don't even take the cart into the parking lot. They just take the cart right outside the door, pick up their groceries, and leave.
... b. They leave the cart in the middle of the parking lot. (INSURANCE ISSUE!!)
... c. They complain about all the noise the cart makes as it goes over the ribbed floor of the entry way.
2. They don't know how to park their vehicles.
... a. They park all wonky and then complain when somebody dings their car.
... b. They park in places designated for OTHER people. (handicapped/stork/amish/etc)
... c. They park next to the signs that say "NO PARKING" "DO NOT PARK" "FIRE LANE" etc.
... d. They leave their bikes/scooters/etc in the path of traffic, so people in wheelchairs and those with baby strollers and little old people with walkers can't get through.
3. Simple things elude them.
... a. Yes, the 10th of September comes after the 9th of September.
... b. Packing many things into one bag makes that bag HEAVY and more likely to BREAK. Distributing the weight of groceries into more bags makes the bags less likely to strain and break.
... c. 13-year olds are not allowed to work at the store. The minimum age is 16. So, the workers there must be 16+ years old.
... d. Inflation. Profit (Net, Gross, etc). Physics. Economics. Algebra. Diplomacy. ... All are way over stupid peoples' heads.
... e. White sandwich bread smashes. It just does. If you don't want your bread to smash, buy bread that is REAL.
... f. It is not the checker's fault that the peaches got smashed because the customer put a 10-pound bag of potatoes on them.
... g. *begs somebody to teach the stupid people about how the conveyor belts work*
... h. YOU DON'T GET THE SAVER'S CLUB CARD DISCOUNT WITHOUT USING YOUR SAVER'S CLUB CARD.
[/end rant... Oh, there's SOOO much more...]
