With that they began walking though the store pausing when Hank stopped to show Alice the new shipments. "I think you’ll really like these, Ally!" he said. "100 pure silk!"
"Ooh! It’s so soft!" cried Alice. "You always know what I like, Hank. Here, Bella, feel this! It’s amazing!"
"What….is it, exactly?" asked Bella.
"Why Bella, I thought you would know." said Hank, in his extremely manly voice. "It’s a 100 certified…
"Oh my God, guys!" yelled Sparkles from a distance, while prancing through the store. "We are like, so, almost out of man thongs! All that’s left is like, neon pink and purple, and it’s like, who’s gonna buy that, besides, like, me."
Suddenly realization dawned on Bella’s face. "No! No! I don’t want to touch it!" she screamed, but it was too late, for Hank was already rubbing it against the side of Bella’s face.
"See Bella. Can’t you feel how lovely it is?" asked Hank, continuing to rub the neon thong against her face.
All the colour in Bella’s face drained. "Could you just STOP!" she yelled running out of the store.
"Bella come back!" yelled Alice, clutching the undergarments and shaking them in her raised fists. Hank trailed after Alice, his Speedo squeaking as he ran.
rofl this is from fanfiction.com which is my new addiction
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