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I've been having some strange dreams, man.

Last few weeks I dreamed I was a cop out to save my girlfriend from a supernatural invasion/tsunami, a pilot of a gaudy giant robot and saved the world, and then the one I had last night. It was strange I tell you.

So I lived in a trailer in the town over from me, and my family and I were chillin about BBQing and such. They left and I found this candle catalog and I was flipping through it. Suddenly that song from Tim & Eric Great Job comes on, ya know Sexual Romance and ladies start showing up in the pictures with the candles. They start saying how good they are on the sensual side and every page I turn it just snow balls. Cheer leaders show up and start saying it gives them team spirit, old fat house moms in dominatrix ware say it gets their men ready for submission. I woke up soon after that part, but I'm quite afraid how it would of went AFTER that part.