Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird.
If that mockingbird won't sing,
Mama's going to buy you a diamond ring.
If that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's going to buy you a looking glass.
If that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's going to buy you a billy goat.
If that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's going to buy you a cart and bull.
If that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's going to buy you a dog named Rover.
If that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's going to buy you a horse and cart.
If that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.
So hush little baby, don't you cry,
Daddy loves you and so do I.
Was what I was thinking when Mom told me to comeout into the yard to see the baby bird that had fallen while the parents were teaching it to fly. Aww. It was cute.
BUT!
It still didn't know how to fly so we put it in a box and put it in the house because it was getting cold.
We did'nt feed it cuz it could die from human food.
Anyway, this morning the parents were frantic cuz they couldn't find their kid and started chirping away.
chirp
Chirp
Chirp!
CHIRP!
CHIRP!!!
GOD!
STFU!!
My mom got pissed and brought the box outside so the mom and dad could feed it.
But then the baby bird hopped right out!
Mom caught it and started to put it back in, but..
The mom bird freaked out and started attacking our mom!
Mom put the baby bird back into the box.
Sigh. It's so depressing because WE
JUST
DON'T
KNOW
WHAT
TO
DO!
And if we let it go,
There's a very high possibility that a cat or squirrel could devour it.
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