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me and my bro were in a cab 2 mexico,and the cab driver w3as trying 2 seduce my bro, ithought it was funny...but 4 the sake of some minds we're gonna skip that part.anyway me and my bro jump out of the cab in the middle of a highway and he gets run over mrgreen luckily i roll to the edge of the street and walk 2 the nearest convience store. which ya wasn't so close by. when i arrive i see a huge person sized box of black licorice and my friend rises out like a mummy and tells me 2 bware of the yellow liquid and 2 hide quickly 4 the cab driver was on his way here. i went into the convience store 2 find a place 2 hide.i look and theres a bunch of yellow powerade spilt on the floor.the manager walks by and sees it. man;mam u do kno its illegal 2 pee yourself in public? me; wat? its just a spill. man; CLEAN IT UP! I DON'T HAVE TIME 4 YOUR STUPID EXCUSES PATHETIC HUMAN! me; O.o WHERES THE PROOF! man points at a spill on my pants. me; WTF WHEN THAT GET HERE? there is a scream from outside the driver was here