Later that evening after the McD's brand toilet paper incident I had to go pick up some things from C-ville. So of course my brother and I were actin like fools and talking on cell phones standing right next to eachother, doing none other then scouting. Then my brother says suddenly I have the taste for a smoothie...... I'm thinking neither of us even like...... and then I saw her standing behind the counter. Yea I want one too xd
She was the prettiest woman with glasses I had ever beheld named Meta (Meh ta like Metabots if that helps). So I asks whats realle good here, she responds well what do you want to taste..... (durty durty durty thoughts). So my brother immediately answers yea could we have a sample of you? So she turns around like she was going to actually get a sample of her and then comes back and says "ah ha very cleaver"
So I order some fruity smoothie and she says anything else? And this time I say yea add some sugar... she says more sugar? I say yea all you have to do is lick your finger and stir it a bit that'll add sugar... she grins ( the first smile of the entire encounter). Then I was like yea well could you atleast put your # your mamma's # and any other # we could reach you on the back of my receit? Then shes like are you too drunk?.... caught off guard I say men have to be drunk to hit on you? she grins again and by that time we walk away.... with no number, but I wont sweat it.. I mean I only cried a lil bit......... lol jk
Oh and by the way that smoothie was horrible and costed way too much, I think Meta is there to lure suckers like me. cry
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