Yesturday my day started great w a lil bit of that Ba Gua (exercise really). backed it up with eating nothin but ramen noodles and pepsi. Sat down and stared at tha com screen watchin Naruto episode for lyk 7 hrs. Feelin pretty good.
Good ol' Brent (visiting with him for tha tyme being) came home and decided he wanted to practice his ninja training.... and me lyk a dumbass said sure y not. We went outside on wet grass mind u with sum kendo sticks. Im thinkin protect the crotch and face crazi thys fool is serious bout thys mess. Jess came outside and he decides shes gonna keep count. Then it all changed, I was lyk ok wait Im not losin in front of a girl or ne female audiance no matter who they r.
Brent comes at me all crazi swings *miss* swings *block* swings whack he gets it right in the forearm 1 to 0. couple o bouts go by its maybe 6 to 2 my favor. so shes lyk fight he comes at me close as hell and catches me on tha thumb... im typin wo my right thumb cuz it went numb. After that he starts cathin up... were playin no head shots so im lettin my guard down and so iz he. He comes running at me wit his "sword" in tha air, i step to tha side and SLAP!!! right across the face to his shoulder (unintentional). It wasnt funny at 1st... but once I found out he wasnt hurt oh yea we laughed. In the end he lost by one goin to 10 and he was breathin realle hard, and i kno im outta shape so he must've taken up smokin.
But of course wat goes around comes around. Brent and Jess and JD r playin around upstairs and I of course was hypnotized by Naruto again. Then im goin up stairs to use the bathroom..... Jess comes fying out tha room when im at tha top of the stairs. Brent yells: help grab her! me lyk tha genuis I am 4gets all about th bathrooom and grab Jess. Next thing I kno shes strugglin tryna pull her way downstairs... im thinkin wtf am I doin I should just let her go and handle my buiz so i can watch Naruto. of course it wont that easy cuz if I had let go she woulda flew down those stairs. Just as I was about to ease up.... *Footplant to Balls* a miss realle but enough to take the wind away :'(. I slowly release her and realize my a** is stuck in the wall. Yea Jess had crotch kicked me threw a wall. Of course they laugh, I laugh, and JD was lyk... mutha ********!!! Guess we'll b repairin a wall t'day.
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