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a quote for you:
"when you're not blonde or reall thin, you come up with a personality reall quick."
a joke for you:
"Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Joe dialls 911 on his cell and blurts, "MY FRIEND JUST DROPPED DEAD!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?" A soothing voice at the other end says,"Don't worry i can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," He nervously says to the operator,"What do i do next?"
 nightmareswings · Sat Aug 13, 2005 @ 04:28am · 0 Comments |
