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Have you ever noticed how when some people sing, they go into a high pitched mickey mouse voice? Why the hell do you people do that!? First off, the song you're butchering wasn't a good one to begin with, second, you're a lousy singer, third, what makes you think it'll sound better high pitched and unintelligible? WTF.
Maybe you don't notice that you do it, but I sure as hell do and it sounds TERRIBLE. You suck at singing, good taste, and life. Kill yourselves, please.

For those of you who don't know what the hell I mean by "high pitched voice", imagine listening to a song you know. Now imagine it sung by someone who can't sing. It gets worse, now imagine the song being sung by someone who can't sing being fast forwarded, making it high pitched and squeeky. Finally, Imagine that the song being sung by someone who can't sing high pitched and fast being sung at normal speed, but still high pitched. That's more annoying than hearing loud scratching noises all night while you're trying to fall asleep.

BOTTOM LINE: If you musically retarded morons MUST sing, at least do so in a manner that doesn't sound like a suffocating moose.

That's this week's rant, I'm Varmeip, Goodnight.