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Here are some of the retreaded things my brain barfs up: 1) The Turtle-Goat Story
Once upon a time there was a mountain goat and a sea turtle, and they were in love, but the mountian goat lived all the way on top of the mountain, and the sea turtle lived in the sea! So every day, the mountian goat would climb halfway down the mountain and the sea turtle would climb halfway up. one day the sea turtle didn't come because he got hit by a car and died, but the mountian goat didn't know, so he thought the turtle left him and spiralled into a depression so deep that he would rip his horn-thingies off and cut himself with them until one day he met a rock that he thought was the turtle and fell inlove with it until some punk-kid threw it into the ocean and the mountain goat jumped after it, dying when he hit the sharp and pointy rocks at the bottom. and all the little turtle-goat babies lived happily evar until they died mrgreen !!! the end
2) the Headless Chicken
once upon a time there was a chicken, but he didn't have a head so he died... xd YAY!!! the end