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Fa'e Prom
Funny things that happen at prom:

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Unfortunately for Silver, one of the papers that Dil had so graciously posted on the buffet was either forgotten, or the wind had replaced it. Either way it was now face down, covering the array of punch cups.

After waking up sore, tired, and muddy from the recent events, Nao was thirsty.

Using whatever strength he had, the little Fa'e flew over to the punch bowl and eyed it. No no, he was too dirty to drink from where everyone else would drink from, that would be disgusting. Instead, he flutter hopped ungracefully towards the punch cups, slipping and falling beak first into the paper.

Despite the fact that he was now stuck, Nao found his tongue meeting sweet nectar and the hummingbird immediately began to gorge himself.

Satisfied, the Fa'e tried to sit up, and found he couldn't.

Tug, tug... TUG! It was useless. Stuipid dirty paper in his way.

His WINGS! Flapping them as ferociously as the little Fa'e could, until he lifted off and began flying in every direction in attempts to remove the paper from his beak.

Giving an angry yell only he could hear, Nao spiraled around the prom, narrowly avoiding trees, people, and other various solid objects.

This was horrible! He couldn't see! He was going to die!

As if Irony needed amusement, the tiny little Fa'e zipped speedily past Silver's face, though sadly out of reach, lunge, or butterfly net catching range.

Maybe he should get a job in advertising...

((Sorry, just had to... ))


I'll save my earthquake rant for another day folks, then I'll get on my geology major groove and play out my gripes. biggrin


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  • User Comments: [9]
    For the record, the whole goatse thing was ******** funny XD Nao's followup made me snort my pepsi. I'm sorry people have forgotten how to laugh and you had to delete it, luv heart

    comment karma_k · Community Member · Mon Aug 01, 2005 @ 05:46am
    I can't wait to hear the earthquake rant. XDD You need to teach me some things about geology. I'm sure it'll help my writing a lot. (yes I'm being serious) :3 And this post was amusing, even if it was apparently godmodding. =X

    comment Aylee · Community Member · Mon Aug 01, 2005 @ 05:46am
    Roth: *chuckles evilly and approves of the chaos*

    I thought both posts were highly amusing and very IC for both Dil and Nao 3nodding

    comment kalindara · Community Member · Mon Aug 01, 2005 @ 05:46am
    Aylana: *giggles shaking her head* Even I agree with Roth which is scary.

    That was bloody perfect chica. I simply love it, thanks for nearly killing me while I was sipping on water. Props to you, and sorry you were told to delete it, I really don't see anything wrong with it.

    *two thumbs up*

    comment Krista DarkAngel Silme · Community Member · Mon Aug 01, 2005 @ 06:28am
    I dun care what anyone said, Nao getting paper stuck on his beak was funny!

    comment Lucifer Force · Community Member · Mon Aug 01, 2005 @ 06:28am
    I also thought both Aadil & Naolin were funny. rofl XBear I am sorry to hear that the mods of the prom thought it was godmodding. Glad you posted it here. heart heart

    comment The_Phantom_Lurker · Community Member · Mon Aug 01, 2005 @ 11:16am
    UNITED WE STAND. :B.

    comment Puchiko · Community Member · Tue Aug 02, 2005 @ 06:53am
    <---- *is a Moorgahaine*

    If senses of humor were in such short supply that even this was deleted, I'm rather glad I missed the whole event. Wonderfully amusing post, to be certain (same goes for Aadil's post as well). whee

    And godmodding is controlling another person's character, not creative wallpapering (or skewering said wallpaper) of a particular prop in the surroundings. Unless, of course, the wallpapered items were actually someone's character in disguise- then I suppose a rather silly case for godmodding could be made. /pedant

    comment Xephura · Community Member · Wed Aug 03, 2005 @ 11:36am
    *snerks* I seriously saw nothing wrong with EITHER posts. Both were in character, and highly amusing. *huggles teh Puchi and X* I'm sorry the mods of this event had no sense of humor, nor, it seems, the proper definition of Godmodding.

    That being said, darlings, I have requested to be the one in charge of the Halloween Celebration. If I am granted said status, rest assured that the mods at that event still know how to laugh. wink

    heart Lenore.


    comment Lenore Silme-Natenhar · Community Member · Wed Aug 03, 2005 @ 01:41pm
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