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So, Ive been reading far too much Alternative Press lately. I don't know how I feel about that particular publication. They're just SO chock full of angst filled rage that I don't know why I read it. I suspect it comes from the same place as obsession with death and corpses, or fascination with the morbid we have to one degree or another. In any case, angst filled rage, but than they'll have an article on a band I truly love, like Tegan and Sara. And that was a ******** awesome article, may I add!

But, I digress, props to Oedipus. It took a lot of cajones to man up to your mistakes, and even more to gouge your own eyes out. Well done. Less props to Agamemnon. You went out like a sucka man. Burned down Troy, but couldn't defend yourself in a bathtub? Against your wife? For shame. What kind of warriors are those Achaeans training anyway. I blame the pederasty. Maybe if they had spend less time giving important life lessons to little boys in a more-than-slightly-homosexual relationship and MORE time to learning basic bathroom defense techniques, this problem would not be such an issue.

Kudos as well, to Napoleon: a little man with a lot of heart.