Musical History

The band reads some Nc-17 fictions about themselves, but will deny having done so when asked.While the fractions of the god themselves have existed since forever, the band was only recently begun in the late 20th century due to the recent invention of cross-dressing. After waiting in the shadows for George W. Bush and X Japan to develop Visual Kei, they sprung into action and soon rose to high fame after the release of Wakaremichi, which, in the language of the gods, means "I'm going to ******** kill all of those kitten-huffers so help me god." The group has now become popular in Japan, America and The Czech Republic, mostly among 12 year old girls. They are currently featured in countless examples of Yaoi fanfiction, which they will deny reading or supporting if asked. But truthfully, half the band's income results from them sexually exploiting themselves in public for money. though a stage act known as fanservice.

While many other bands in the genre consider The GazettE to be cheaters for using their divine powers to acheive fame, the heart of the matter is that there's absolutely nothing they can do about it. The band gained instant momentum due to their absolute powers over all of existence, reaching number one on some sort of chart or another, just like every other band that anybody's ever heard of in all of history. After appearing on numerous magazines and engaging in plenty of fanservice, their fame finally had absorbed enough of the fangirls' life energy to acheive 'super sayan' mode, thusly becoming super fame. Despite all that, nobody past the age of 17 seems to have heard of them. It is popular beleif that this is because they are immune to the truth. The real point here is that The GazettE is using their divine status to their advantage, but nobody knows about it thanks to the evil Liberal Media Conspiracy

TBC!