The following is a set of undisputed facts on The GazettE, a Japanese Rock Band/Pagan Diety that started in the early 21st century, and its individual members. Everything here is absolutely true. The odds are that if somebody says otherwise, they are lying to you, and should be reported immediately. Or later.

Biography

The origins of the four members are quite uneventful. Originally intended to be the second coming of Jesus, the band is the result of a turmoilous set of aglaphotis-related accidents that completely botched the original concept. At the end of all the mess, it turned out that the resulting being was not our lord and savior, but a pagan diety inspired by four basic doctrines; Red, Yellow, Purple and Blue. What religion this deity is pagan to, exactly, remains a mystery, and has ever since due to the fact that Nobody cares enough to discover it.

For a while things went on just fine after that, until, due to a horrible accident with the Chinese emperor, the diety was split into four seperate beings and imprisoned in the bodies of four Japanese men. After a few scandalous confrontations with the one true evil, these men and their sacred holy mother, Kai, went on to wage a holy war against the scientologists under the guise of being a musical group.

As you may be able to tell tell, this is some serious ******** business. You better leave it alone unless you're an expert.

more too come!