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When I got on the Skytrain today (er... yesterday) these two guys slammed into the doors. Now, the trains are smart. Something smacking into one set of doors with a good amount of force generally means "I just closed the doors in someone's face, I should let them in". Doors open, Moron and his much-more-intelligent-but-still-silly companion get on the train, doors close, train rolls off to the next stop.

When the train stops and opens doors, passenger movement is done, Moron and friend get off the train, and decide they want to be asshats. To everyone on the ******** train.

How? They stuck their arms into the doors. The smart little train goes "Oops, someone's bag or something is caught in my doors, I'll just open them again so they can fix it". Moron's friend laughs a little and pulls his hand out of the doorway.

Moron continues. When the doors open for the second time, one of the people who had just got on the train gets angry and starts yelling. I'm glad I'm on the other end of the car. Moron still doesn't get it, and continues abusing the door mechanisms with braincell-deprived glee, with the angry rider still yelling at him. His friend notices and tells him to stop.

Doors close. On his arm, again. Doors open.

By now other people are giving this guy angry glares. He has to be physically pulled away from the train by his friend before he lets the train go again.

What the hell, man? Do you not realize that you just ******** up commuting for 60, maybe 70 people on the goddamn train with your 4 minutes of stupidity?

*headdesk x 64258791*