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Hi, Im Jennie, from Jennie's Freakishly Awesome New News cool Be careful, I do bite! domokun
For Todays story: NINJA CHICKENS!!!!!!
question
Did i say dat right Bob.. are you seriouse???
well, back to the story.. U all know what a basic ninja is, right?
The guys with the black mask, sticks, and know kung foo??? ninja
Well we interviewd a local chicken farmer who reported that the latest hatchings on his farms are of chiks who leave there broken eggs on their heads like ninja masks: ninja
Do to this, all the other animals on the farm have gon belistic, like this llama dramallama
" tha ol' chickeys biayte.." he says, "they like lil' ninjas!!! with wings an have beaks!!!!"
W investigated the area and found the folloeing:
A DRUNK cheese_whine FARMER mrgreen !!!!
rolleyes typical...
These chickens are no longer ninjas... theres no worrie..
whas that bob? Theres ninja chickens behind me! ya right!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! scream
RUUUUN FOR UR LIFE!!!!
Thats ..... .A... the time... we .... have ... for... to day.. *gasp
...cya... next time...

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