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Hello....im Jennie from Jennie's FREAKY news...
i dont bite.. but you know what does...? domokun
HIPPOS!!!!!!
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i bet this is what your doin right now: rolleyes
BUT THIS IS SERIOUSE!!!!
HIPPOS are the most dangeriouse things... IN THE WORLD!!!!!
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anyways, to the story.. someone, not me, anomonusly, again not me, sent complaint letter to all tourist sites, an zoos, an disneys animal kingdom safaries about HIPPO safety. ..
to ya know, help YOU with hippos, i will tell u the top ten safest things to do when u see a hippo...
1.) DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT get me to help
2.) remember, these things eat YOU not the chicken feed you hold across the cage and call: here hippo, hippo!!!
3.) if a hippo has legs.. its a defect .. they shudnt
4.) dont where mud on your trip to the zoo... you'll be sorry...
5.) POLL: send me a message and i'll post the poll on the next new news. ARE HIPPOS GREY OR PURPLE!?
6.) anyways, hippos have GINARMOUSE GAWS! BIGGER THAN GAWSES GAWS.. they can swallow you in one GULP!!!
7.) if the hippo is in captivity, you can sew tha IDIODIC ppl who are holdin it
8.) hippos are LARGE creatures.. .dont let it sit on u.. or u go splat.
9.)this happens to you if a hippo sees u, and u cant see it: burning_eyes
10.) oh ya!!! if u see a hippo... RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hope u learned some facts on hippos. i know i sure didn't!!!
I KNEW IT ALL READY!!! THERE KILLERS!!!
~~~they'll killl u when ur sleepiin, or when ur wide awake, they don care if uve been bad or good, the ribs they will brake~~~

the safest way to not come by hippos is to do this: eek

and thats all the time we have on Jennie's Freakishly Awesome New News.
Catchya next time. (now associated with I have seriouse issues, and News with Niminee)

WARNING!: Jennie's Freakishly Awesome News is not resonsible for "accidents" with hippos or cases with local zoos, hippo farms, disney world, or any of your cases for that matter. also Jennie's Freakishly Awesome News is not responsibe if your face turns blue do to this face: eek
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