Jesse: marry christmas Axel: No. I will not marry Christmas. Axel: Merry Coca-cola day, though ^^ Jesse: what? Jesse: oh yeah your gift Axel: Huh? Axel: o.O Jesse: *holds up mistletoe and reaches for her and gives her a peck* Axel: =_= Jesse: what? Axel: Maaan. That was uncalled for D: Jesse: how? Axel: It just was. Axel: v-v Jesse: you know you liked it Axel: *shakes head* Jesse: yes you do Axel: No. I didn't. Axel: *chucks cranberries at you* Jesse: oww Axel: v-v Axel: I made a friend today. Axel: And he has pretty hairs. Jesse: coolies Axel: Innndeed Axel: =3 Axel: Facebook sucks. Axel: >-> Jesse: why? Axel: So bothersome Axel: DX Axel: I got a new picture up on myspace, though. Axel: My nose looks weird >-> Jesse: lol Axel: Go comment! Jesse: okay Axel: Yer not gonna comment Axel: XD Jesse: yes I am Jesse: hold on Jesse: I messaging marry christmas to everyone Axel: M'keh Axel: Why not just post a bulletin? Axel: XD Jesse: cause I make special ones for everyone Axel: Ahh. Axel: Well, ain't ya special. Jesse: yes Jesse: lol Axel: Harhar Axel: Cerberus. Axel: *squeaks* Jesse: lol Axel: Eww.. Jesse: lol Axel: *is watching TV* These two girls Frenched... And when they were pulling apart, these was like... a long string of... saliva holding onto both of their lips and stretchin' between them Axel: Eeeeeehh Jesse: lol Axel: It's not funny! Axel: It's frigging sick Jesse: yeah it is Axel: All you've said to anything was 'lol'. If ya dun wanna talk... Then say so. Jesse: I said yea it is Axel: Tha's a lotta words. Jesse: blah blah Axel: I'll talk to ya later. Axel: Ta-ta. Axel: Eh. *doesn't really have anything else to do at this time* Axel: So Imma talk to myself on here. Axel: How're things with Xigbar? Axel: ...He's still mad at me. Axel: Oh? Axel: Why? Axel: Because. Axel: I picked on his scars. Axel: I was /complimenting him/ Axel: Saix has a funny scar. Axel: Almost like he did it himself just to look cool Axel: Xigbar has like... Battle wounds man Axel: No. No. /War/ scars. Axel: Yeah. Jesse: ........ Axel: I dunno why he's so sensitive about them. Jesse: weirdo Jesse: *glomps in the holiday spirit Axel: I'm not a weirdo. I'm knowledgeable about my favorite characters. Axel: And if I'm not... I wanna be. Axel: So I wanna know why Xigbar got pissy. Jesse: lol Axel: I ranted at him. He ranted back. But the asshat got his weapon out. Axel: >-> Axel: That thing has a lotta blades. Axel: But Xaldin... He has like... twenty spears. Axel: >-> Axel: And he has crooked eyebrows Axel: XD Axel: ... Axel: Xaldin- *tries to destro me* Jesse: can I have your autograph Axel: I love Axel, though. Axel: ...Why? Jesse: look at my YIM avi Axel: Gimma a good reason and maybe you can have it. Jesse: the deathnote Axel: Okay.. Axel: I saw your icon. You don't hafta read it to me. Axel: If I read all of mine to you.. That'd be just weird. Jesse: lol Axel: 'Boring...' 'What if I told you that I... Love you?' 'Back off! I have litterature!' 'Was that just a death will?' 'Six in the FREAKIN MORNING!' 'I love you. Have an acorn.' "You're a retard' Axel's package' 'AXEL! you lazy whore!' Axel: See? Axel: They don't make sense unless you see them yourself Jesse: okay Axel: Anyway. Axel: ...Demyx isn't really as weak as people think. Axel: ...Though he does have a mullet. Axel: And that's just... Wow. Jesse: ok Axel: *shivers* GODDAMNITVEXENYOUICYOLDMANWITHCREEPYOLDLADYLAUGH Axel: Augh Axel: DX Axel: *goes to Axel's room to warm up* Axel: *Huggles Axel* Axel: :/ Axel: Too bad he has to die. Jesse: *cuddle to both* Axel: He was su- Wtf. Axel: MIEN Axel: *takes Axel and moves to the other side of the room* Axel: Larxene's pretty cool, I guess. Axel: She hates Axel, though. Axel: o=< Jesse: brb Axel: Okay. Axel: I dunno why she'd hate him. Axel: Well. Axel: Actually. Jesse: ok Jesse: brb Axel: I know. I 'm talking to myself, remember? Jesse: oh yeah Axel: Axel's awesome. But.. Axel: The 'Got it memorized?' thing every sentence. Axel: Kinda like Reno and 'yo' Axel: They have the same Japenese and English actors. Axel: Voice actors. Axel: Whatever. Axel: Axel's a rebel. Axel: And he's a pyro punk. Axel: Hmm... Axel: Sounds like me Axel: xDDD Axel: Xemnas has a funny name annagram Axel: MANSEX Axel: =D Axel: ... Axel: And his tan is fake. Axel: And his 'Ultimate form' coat thing is funny. Axel: It's like a Zebra. Axel: Saix- Oh, yes, indeed. Axel: SAIX Axel: Saix- Hello.. Axel: o.O Axel: Saix, here, is a werewolf. Axel: =3 Axel: Saix- -.-; Axel: And a pretty one, too! Axel: Saix- O_o Axel: I like your ears. They're pointy. Axel: Saix- Yes, I'm aware. Axel: BUT ZEXION IS PRETTIERRRR Axel: *goes to find him* Axel: You know what? Axel: I might as well dedicate a font to him! Axel: HARHAR Axel: I are Zexion! Axel: ... Axel: ;-; Axel: I had a fish named Zexion. Axel: Claude killed him. Axel: Asshat. Axel: I still can't find the fish Axel: ;o; Axel: Poor guy. Axel: I wanna hug. Axel: *shivershiver* Axel: *hugs Axel* Axel: *Larxene walks in* Axel: *I jump up* Axel: *point to her* Axel: HARHAR! Axel: Your fandom is wimpy!!! Axel: Larxene- *snarl* Axel: >:3 Axel: Lexaeus. Axel: ...Did I spell his name right? Axel: Eh, oh well. Axel: I'll just call you Lax. Axel: Lexaeus- ... Axel: Sorry, sorry. Axel: That was wrong of me Axel: I like what you specialize in. Axel: =3 Axel: Lexaeus- *stands there* Axel: So... You're Larxene's weakness (element and size wise... But the others will just be element-wise.0 Axel: Larxene is Demyx's weakness. Axel: Demyx is Axel's weakness.. Axel: Axel is Vexen's weakness. Axel: ...Does that mean Vexen is Xaldin's? Axel: Xemnas, Zexion, Luxord and Xigbar don't really have weaknesses, I s'ppose. Axel: Xigbar... Light might be his. Axel: ...Fer crying out loud. He fights upside down. Axel: O-o Axel: Xigbar- *shoots darts at me* Axel: DX Axel: Sorry! Axel: ...Though... Axel and Demyx can be Luzord's weakness. Axel: Just wet or burn his cards Axel: XD Axel: .. Axel: Luxord's quite a gambler. Axel: It just scares me a bit that his favorite game is 'Strip Poker' Axel: And it's not with Larxene, either. Axel: D: Axel: Luxord- That is not true! That is false information! Axel: Demyx- You're lying through your teeth! You still haven't given my blue boxers back Axel: ;-; Axel: Aww... *hugs Demyx* Axel: It's okay ^^ Axel: ... Axel: Whatever happened to Roxas. Axel: ... Axel: Srsly, man Axel: Where's Roxas Axel: I love his hair Axel: x3 Axel: ...But I like your's more, Axel. *_* Axel: Zexion's hair is pretty. Axel: =3 Axel: Xemnas- If you DARE use the annargram of my name I will end you and all you love. Axel: 3= Axel: But yer not Endcat. Jesse: sanmex? Axel: Xemnas- Doesn't matter. Axel: No. Manse- *gets a spear thrown at my head* Axel: X_X Axel: *Vincent comes out of nowhere and throw a Phoenix down at me* Axel: Alive once more Axel: Thank yah! Axel: Vincent- *Vanishes* Axel: I like Vincent's eyes. They're so distant. Axel: :/ Axel: Jesse. Did you get your hair back yet? Jesse: almost Axel: ...I think I burned the tip of my tongue. Axel: D= Axel: Damn ramen. Jesse: lol Axel: Don't frigging laugh! Axel: It's bothersom. Axel: e Axel: *sets your pants on fire* Axel: o=< Axel: Veeexeeeennnnn? Axel: Vexen- What. Axel: Can you please take me to the dentist? Axel: :/ Axel: Vexen- Why must I? Axel: ...OHMYGODWHERE'SMARLUXIA?! Axel: *runs off to find him* Axel: *finds him in a flower field* Axel: Well... That makes sense, I s'ppose. Axel: o.O Axel: Jesse. Do ya use Viagra? Axel: x3 Jesse: no
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