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ok, im just sitting here listening to ludacris and realising that none of you know s**t about my friends in the real world, so im going to tell you all about them. our lives would make a great manga, because so much weird and unexpected stuff happens everyday. so, buckle yourself in, brace your self up, and pin your eyelids open with saftey pins, because here are my friends. (o.O ooo, i rhymed that one)
me (brittany elrod): yes, my last name is german. go figure. my teachers all say that i raise my hand in class like a nazi....go figure. im 34 percent cherokee indian and the rest of me is irish, german, and a little bit of english. no, im clinically insane. i realy am. i love life. all of it. i am currently invited to the national poets gathering in washington dc this august. i love writting, any kind, and am very good at it. i also love music, especially screamer music that i can really get into. i rarely ever get depressed and im always pretty upbeat, but i have a temper to match that of the inner most demons of hell. im very kinky, which most of you dont need to know, but i love bondage, handcuffs, whips, chains, and bitting. if i could have fangs, i would. i do dress quote un-quote "goth", although, i dont do it for the look, or the style, i just dress that way because those are the clothes that i am the most comfortable with.i have a bi-polarness to me that can only be matched by sammi.and i can fight, i love to fight, and i can kick anyones a**. i have minions, many minions, and i drift towards the darker things in life. i have a black humor that not many seem to share. i love edgar allen poe and shakespear. im a smartass, who can always come up with a smartass comment. i have a bit of an attitude and im currently infatuated wih the mighty lord sesshomaru. i will kill all of you if any of you touch him.
kasey: one of my closest friends. ive known her since sixth grade, although we havent been friends that long. i used to hit her alot. shes short and blonde and can be kinda ditzy, but not too often. she pretty smart and really nice (the perfect angel according to quizilla). she is so kind hearted, which is weird, because she is related to queen bloody mary. once again, go figure. she is currently in love with kyo sohma from fruits basket. but if ever she were to hug him, she would smother him witth her boobs (sorry kase) because shes a double d!
hey, like i always say though, if shes ever in a car crash, she'll be alright, because she has her own airbags.
sammi: she loves hiei, plain and simple. although she is a short tempered and vertically challenged korean with boobs to rival, if not beat kasey's, she is very funny. she never fails to have an interesting story to tell or another dillema for us to try and help her solve. she loves writting fan-fics and can get very creative.
Lauren: she is also part cherokee, so were practically related by ancient blood. she is a major book fan, just like me, but is just now starting to read mangas. were both tomboys, so we get along pretty well, although her shirts are a bit too short. we can always find someway of entertaining ourselves around lauren, mostly by acting like fies (fake bi's) around her because shes a little bit of a homophobe. she tends to over react, and repeats the same joke so many times, that i ceases to be funny. but, depite that, she rarely ever gets me depressed.
D: aka, delaney mangus. shes bisexual, funny, creative, a talented musician, and a sucubis. she practically bleeds every guy or girl that she dates dry of their feelings and emotions and then moves on. she often leads people on in a way that i dont even think that she notices. shes funny, sometimes half-witted, and even kinkier than me or sammi. she loves the whole goth lifestyle, and often times dresses the part of a poet.
bryan: D's latest victim. he thinks that he is almighty. hes such a nerd. hes pudgy, wears red sunglasses inside, and is currently 1st in the state for yu-gi-oh cards. hes a senior who just graduated high-school and whose highest aspirations are to open up a card shop.
mark: mark is the kinda guy who will never get over the one who got away. he was dating D before she bled him dry, and he still loves her, even when they wernt dating, he still brought her roses. D keeps leading him on by hinting that they might get back together, although i seriously doubt that they ever will. but i couldnt tell mark that, it would literally break his heart.
Ginny: ginny is the girl who takes being a fi to the extreme. sometimes, i really do think that she will one day turn out to be a lesbian. she is pretty nuts and is in love with billy from good charlotte. he is currently locked in her closet.
kenzi: shes the bight, sweet, sunny little girl who loves everyone. she loves god, she loves me, she loves mark, and she loves you (even though shes never even met you), and she loves everything basically. i dont think that ive ever seen her in a bad or depressed mood.
anthony: hes the quiet, reserved, vietnamese guy who, would have alot to say, if hed just open up his mouth and say it. hes nice, and funny at times, but he also has this whole silent thing going on which can get really annoying, although alot of my friends flirt with him, *cough, sammi *cough, lauren, he is usually a pretty laid back guy.
parker: parker is a computer geek. but hes a cute computer geek. he is part of bryan's group, so to speak. we are sorta kinda dating, but were holding off until he can completely figure out his sexuality. hes a nice guy who is really easy to talk to and can be pretty funny at times, although until about 2 months ago, i would never have thought it possible because he was like my personal human punching bag. when you hit him, he makes this really and cmpletely wimpy sound. he goes EEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!
josh: hes also part of bryans so to speak, group and is ginnys current love. hes funny and we call him gibblets the magical crack pimp from the land of rootbeer and std's. hes a nice guy and is good for ginny.
and lastly,
cari: truly one of the only one of my friends who gets me completely. she is currently spending her days in the juvenille detention center for a fight at school that this one guy started. but she sure as hell finished it. she is funny and quick witted. me and her used to live close to each other in the sixth grade, and we used to beat the s**t out of each other because neither of us could stand to even look at the other. but now, were pretty good friends, and i cant wait until she gets out so that we can hang out together again.
and to anyone that i might have forgotten, sorry, either you werent important enough for me to even mention, or i just simply forgot. i mean after all, i havent even slept in two days.
ok, well thats it, you can un pin your bleeding eyes, wipe the drool off of your face, and take off the straps. im done wth my descriptions. thank you for staying so long to listen to me rant. now, get the hell out of my journal before i go and get my whips, but on the way out, please leave a comment, i love hearing from all of you, just not looking at you. heart
 redrum and wine · Wed Jun 29, 2005 @ 04:45am · 4 Comments |
