gonk THIS WAS SO HARD TO DO...OMFG, IT TOOK MEH AN HOUR
To: Everyone i know
From: Melleh
To the tune of: "That's Your Horoscpe for Today", Weird Al
"That's Your Gaia Message for Today"
Damian
There's travel in your future when Melleh seizes you, overcome with perverse lust
Filling time in your pathetic life by dancing for Sammeh seventeen hours a day
Sammie
Try to avoid any comas, killer Omebas and Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at dance say
Holleh
The look on your face will be priceless when you find Sam on top of his limo singing his song
Love song just for you, then for all our sakes, give a hickey to that poor boy!
David
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
We all predict tomorrow you'll wake up, get real drunk, stomach pumped, and then go back to sleep
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
Kevin A.
Our trip to the movies will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when David goes and steals everything you’ve ever loved (again)
Joseph
The position of Jupiter says you that should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove your head any further up your a** while talking about Holleh’s Sam
Lori
Now is not a good time to photocopy any papers and try to give them to Mel, oh no
Suck Jake, then realize what a whore you are for weighing Dame down with a gallon of disappointment
Andy
All Asians are extremely yellow and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise soon, say when Sam winds up being real and Holl’s new man
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that these two really hot guys, Sam and Dame are just miles away, you could have
had special deep significance and meaning to me and Holleh by believing us, but you,
Joe, Kevin, gave us no reassurance and let your wish to be as hot
just cause we have no solid, scientific, documented evidence of them being
hot, awesome, kind and yaoi, so just believe us that every single story of them is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Chris H.
Mel's new boy-friend position is around the corner for someone much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your drunk liver bleeds next week
Gay guy at dance
Get ready for an unexpected push when you fall screaming from an open window
Mel’s a little bitter bout you making moves on her Damian, you stupid freak
Jenny and Celine
Your guy-friends are laughing ‘bout Holl’s boyfriend (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Sean Biggerstaff that you've got hanging in your room
Melanie
Your friends say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
To: Everyone i know
From: Melleh
To the tune of: "That's Your Horoscpe for Today", Weird Al
"That's Your Gaia Message for Today"
Damian
There's travel in your future when Melleh seizes you, overcome with perverse lust
Filling time in your pathetic life by dancing for Sammeh seventeen hours a day
Sammie
Try to avoid any comas, killer Omebas and Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at dance say
Holleh
The look on your face will be priceless when you find Sam on top of his limo singing his song
Love song just for you, then for all our sakes, give a hickey to that poor boy!
David
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
We all predict tomorrow you'll wake up, get real drunk, stomach pumped, and then go back to sleep
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
Kevin A.
Our trip to the movies will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when David goes and steals everything you’ve ever loved (again)
Joseph
The position of Jupiter says you that should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove your head any further up your a** while talking about Holleh’s Sam
Lori
Now is not a good time to photocopy any papers and try to give them to Mel, oh no
Suck Jake, then realize what a whore you are for weighing Dame down with a gallon of disappointment
Andy
All Asians are extremely yellow and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise soon, say when Sam winds up being real and Holl’s new man
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that these two really hot guys, Sam and Dame are just miles away, you could have
had special deep significance and meaning to me and Holleh by believing us, but you,
Joe, Kevin, gave us no reassurance and let your wish to be as hot
just cause we have no solid, scientific, documented evidence of them being
hot, awesome, kind and yaoi, so just believe us that every single story of them is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Chris H.
Mel's new boy-friend position is around the corner for someone much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your drunk liver bleeds next week
Gay guy at dance
Get ready for an unexpected push when you fall screaming from an open window
Mel’s a little bitter bout you making moves on her Damian, you stupid freak
Jenny and Celine
Your guy-friends are laughing ‘bout Holl’s boyfriend (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Sean Biggerstaff that you've got hanging in your room
Melanie
Your friends say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
That's your Gaia message for today (that's your Gaia message for today)
That's your Gaia message for today
