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99% of the world is dull. 1% has been blessed by Dark Lord Melonious's presence.
PT 5B JURNUL TIEM

K: xd Oh-Oh, who am I? *appears to be vomiting in large amounts*
M: 4laugh OH, I KNOW, I KNOW! YOU'RE JOE! YOU'RE JOE!
K: xd Okay, okay, now who am I...okay, Holleh, I'm Chris, and you're Melleh
H: NOOO NO NO NO!!!! gonk crying eek
M: Yes, that's exactly how it went!! xd
K & H & M : rofl xd lol
H: ... gonk

...

M: Remember, ya can't spell slaughter without laughter! 4laugh
H: ... eek ....

...

H: *telling story* So, in math there's this kid John...and he's creepeh. So there's this other kid Greg who turns around to meh and goes, "So, I heard you like John" and I go, "So I heard you're a f*****t-LOSER."

Everyone else: PWNED xd

...

H: *sign languages* My-Little-Sea-Turtle-IS-A-FILTHY-WHORE
M: ...what? sad
H: *sign languages* Don't-Get-Your-Pleasures-From-My-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER
M:... confused
H: you try! 4laugh
M: *spastic, angry, urgent motions* THIS IS SIGN LANGUAGE FOR MONSTER EATS YOU
H: crying

...

Teacher: When does one have negative density?
M: *raises hand urgently*
T: Yes? *expecting good answer*
M: SPACE? biggrin
T: ... neutral
M: ... biggrin
T: ...umm...no. stare
M: crying
Class: xd
M: gonk

...

*in gym*

M: AH! Look out, Holleh! There are balls behind you! eek burning_eyes
H: ..ah.. stare
M: ... xd YEAH, AND THEY'RE SAM'S!
H: eek scream STOPPP SHUT UP, I HATE YOU
M: xd
H: evil
M: biggrin ...i think a**l sex is funny, Ms. Debbie Downer.

...

H: *singing* i like the phrase man-handle, a**l sex is fun!..OMFG IT'S AN ELF eek gonk
M: .. sweatdrop


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