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The fastest turtle

Thisa guy is walking down a street with a turtle in his arm. The turtle is covered with cuts bruises and bandanges. So the guy walks in to a bar and sits next to an old lady and the old lady ask "what's wrong with that turtle" and the man says "maam this is the fastest turtle in the world i bet you $500 that he can make it from this end of to the other in no time" and then the old lady says "your on " so the guy the npicks up the turtle and throws it as hard as he can across the room and the old lasy says "well i guess that is the sastest turtle around" and the man won the bet.