Space cats... never trust 'em! they are cute and all, with their colorful blinking eyes and their space kitty ways, but let me tell you why you should never trust them!
Once, I was chased out of a space port when they discovered I had payed my docking fees with currency from a now-defunct world (it exploded, that is another story in itself). After high-tailing through a hail of laser fire from the patrol ships, I saw this system that was marked as uninhabited on the charts, so I headed there.
Landing on a beach, I got out and sat there thinking. Soon the sun set upon the green sea... it was so peaceful... and then night was upon me. I sat there contentedly. watching the blue moon rise. Shortly afterwards, I heard this meowing sound behind me. I turned and there was this cute little kitty. It came up to me and meowed again, looking all sad, it's eyes hardly blinking at all. sad I felt bad for the poor thing and gave it some llama milk from the supplies I had on board my ship. I sat down again and watched the moon while the cat drank the milk. After the kitty was done, it trotted up to me, eyes flashing happily and it's two tails wrapped around me while it rubbed against me, purring.
This was so nice and as I pet the cat, I looked back up at the moon and thought I saw some shadows on it. "Maybe it's a flock of birds or something", I thought, watching as they came closer, enjoying the night and my new-found friend. All of a sudden the cat gave a horrible high-pitched yowl that scared me so bad I almost made a few asteroids in my pants. In the midst of my fear I saw that the things coming closer in the sky were more cats! They had also jumped down to this planet from that moon and the kitty had alerted them to where it was. I was freaking out as I looked down at the kitty and its eyes were flashing this horrible blood red! It hissed and bared these nasty fangs as it lunged at me, biting and scratching at my throat! I fought the thing and I threw it off as I entered the space ship.
I whipped out my laser pistol and zapped the cat as it tried to lunge at me again. I was bloodied and was about to close the hatch when I heard even more cats screeching. They had arrived and saw that I had killed their comrade and they were mad! There were hundreds of them! I quickly closed the hatch and made my way to the cockpit to blast out of there. By the time I started firing up the engines, the cats were all over the ship, tearing panels off of it, chewing at wires and they were scratching at the cockpit window, trying to get in. If I stayed there any longer, the ship and I would be torn to shreds. I punched the thrusters to max and took off into the atmosphere with those nasty red flashing eyes looking in at me! Thankfully the cats all fell or jumped off my ship, but i looked back to see this blinking trail trying to follow me. I headed out to deep space and decided that after that, I am NOT a cat person!
So, Earthlings, don't trust space cats... you never know, once in a blue moon the kitty next to you might be one!
