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1)Follow them around the house. Everywhere.
2)Moo when they say your name
3)Pretend to have amnesia
4)Say everything backwards
5)Give yourself a swirly
6)Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling, "The sun! It's dying!
7)Run into walls
9)Have nervous spasms at random times
10)Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
11)Pretend to worship the Devil (but why pretend?...)
12)Stand over them at four in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning Sunshine!"
13)Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
14)Run in circles
15)Recite a whole movie 3 times
16)Pretend to beat yourself up
17)Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!
1 cool Slither everywhere
19)Wear a sticker that says, 'Edited'
20)Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. Tell them you are making a fashion statement.
21)Try to drink out of a glass the wrong way
22)Super glue your finger up your nose
23)talk to a pen
24)Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time
25)Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe
26)Try to climb the wall
27)Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly
2 cool Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say you are a lovely unicorn
29)In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!
30)Put pegs on your nose and eyes
31)Do what they actually tell you
32)Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Oh...I get it!"
33)Eat your hair
34)Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal
35)Eat anything obviously not edible
36)Jump off the roof, trying to fly
37)Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house
3 cool Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
39)When you shower or bath yell, "I'm drowning!
40)Try to snorkel in your fish tank
41)Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES!
42)Chase an imaginary tail
43)Demand that you want your own area code
44)At everything they say yell "LIAR!
45)Pretend to be 346 years old
46)Hang upside down in your closet
47)Pretend to be a phone
4 cool Try to swim in the floor
49)Tap on their door all night
50)Pretend to have multiple personalities that disagree with each other
51) Open up the back of your TV to let all the little people out
52) Flush your toilet a lot then say that your toilet is throwing up
53) Try to set fire to fire
54) Name your possessions; TV, Socks, Bed Sheets, etc.
55) Talk to things you know won't talk back