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Exploding Sock Puppets and Other Weaponry
Actually, you will probably see no sock puppets of any sort anywhere in my journal. Unless they are the Potter Puppet Pals, who rock. However, you WILL see pyromania, eldritch creatures, rants, poetry, and general madness.
Well, I promised I'd share my poetry...
Title: Can You Spot the Metaphor? (This is version 3.0, please leave comments as to improvements)

The meaning of life eluded me
in a singularity of distorted rhetoric.
A vision in sanctified saffron
melted oh-so-slowly
into a bad kung-fu movie subtitled
by a man who speaks only dead languages.

I met him once, on an abstract street -
the man, I mean -
but who else would I mean?
He called himself a god,
asked me the way to the Tower of Babel.
No one could show him which way to turn,
but the man on the corner with empty eyes
sells plenty of maps to nowhere.

Before I could ask for one pretense
of so-called divinity,
he disappeared into an angry ultraviole(n)t crowd
and was gone.






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WhiteWolfos
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commentCommented on: Wed Jun 01, 2005 @ 01:46am
*Bursts into flames* *Attacks Gia* OHGODIT'SOUTFORBLOOD! GACK!! X_x *GNAWAGE, and effectively, PWNAGE!*


commentCommented on: Wed Jun 01, 2005 @ 01:56am
Relevance of the above post to the actual entry: 0%.

xd But it's still darn funny.



Korukai
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WhiteWolfos
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commentCommented on: Thu Jun 02, 2005 @ 01:11am
Hey, that's what I'm here for. Comic relief.


commentCommented on: Thu Jun 09, 2005 @ 02:09am
*stare* ... *slow smile* See, now I know why 'tis that I put a shameless plug for ya in my journal. Because it is worth seeing! *runs off to prophetize*
Innocent Man: Hello young girl.
Kyou: ...*spaz* YOU!
IM: Me? Why, I am only an Innocent Man!
Kyou: *twitch* YES!
IM: ...
YuuKyOu!: READ TEH POET'S SMART LINES, YOUNG ONE, AND BE DELIGHTEDIMEAN ENLIGHTED.
IM: .... but I'm seventy-fiv--
YuuKyOu!: I SAID READ OLDISH MAN OF INNOCENCE!!!!
IM: gonk

Kyou: Mission Accomplished!! blaugh



Kyosobe
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Korukai
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commentCommented on: Tue Jun 14, 2005 @ 01:50am
Awww, Kyou, your words make me all happy and stuff. ^_^


commentCommented on: Fri Jun 17, 2005 @ 03:29am
REALLY? *hug* I like your dressimeankilt! Ultra-punkay! xd No, I sayith truth. Your words are deep and much thought upon, as a cup of yummy hot chocolate in summer. Tempting. Though, others would question it's practicality. ( I luff hot cocoa anytime! blaugh )



Kyosobe
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