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By: Melleh
To: Holleh
To the tune of: California Girls

“Girls”

Well East coast girls are hip
But I really hate those styles they wear
And the South Merrick girls with the way they talk
I knock them out when I'm down there

The quiet emo girlies may make you feel real awkward
And the North Merrick girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

I wish they all were as cool as Holleh
(I wish they all were as cool as Holleh)
I wish they all were as cool as Holleh

The rich J.A.Ps have the tan booths
And they all get so orange tan
I can’t take French manicures; who do they think they are?
Someone with somewhere important to be?

I've been all around this real small town
And I've seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back near Old Mill
Back to the cutest girl in the world

I wish they all were as cool as Holleh
(I wish they all were as cool as Holleh)
I wish they all were as cool as Holleh

I wish they all were as cool as Holleh
(Holleh, she’s just so spiffy)
I wish they all were as cool as Holleh
(Holleh, she’s just too snazzy)
I wish they all were as cool as Holleh
(Holleh, she’s just so spiffy)
I wish they all were as cool as Holleh
(Holleh, she’s just too snazzy)

....i do.... whee