Time for your next lesson of...BEIN' A COMPLETE SPAZZ! Last lesson you had to work on your facial expression. If you don't remember reading that, please go back to my first entry and read that for me. You need to cram as much information as possible into your mind.
Lesson 2: Clothing
Be different. It doesn't matter if you are wearing neon everything or black and white, as long as it's not "in" style and you make it your own. I like to wear black and white, with these really strange converse and checkered socks. It's my own style, and I am known for being black and white. But not in personality...if you know what I mean. Oh, and remember...being a spaz is a job. You get to work your own hours, but the job itself is to bring other people out of their daily routine and get a little craziness after a while.
Goin' from the top:
Hat-It is optional to wear a hat, because I know a bunch of you go to school and you aren't permitted to wear hats or anything. But when you aer strolling around, wear a really cool hat. I have this fuzzified green and black hat that I wear around town with my friends and I get a lot of looks and laughs. Oh, and that's what I forgot to tell you, you can't be afraid to laugh at yourself. If you let it get to you, you will eventually take off your hat and nobody will get a surprise from your wardrobe style.
Hair-Hair is however you like it. I sometimes like to put my hair up to the side, or you can die it anyway you like. It's fun to do stuff with your hair because the possibilies are endless. Just give it a try.
Shirt/jackets - Don't just wear a jacket because it's "in". Everything that's in goes out eventually. If you make your own style it will never go out. Because nobody but you will wear it, unless your friends envy your style of spazziness. But you will have your own style, and that's what's important when dressing for spazziness. Your shirts don't always have to match. But that's beside the point. You can have shirts with cool or strange sayings. Light up stuff on the front. Maybe even glow in the dark! And jackets are cool too. Just make it awesome!
Pants - Pants don't matter as much as shirts, but they are also important. Jeans are cool, and any other thing. THey don't have the same effect as shirts or hats do. But if you got some awesomosis pants, then go out into the world and wear them! Yeah! *spaz attack*
Socks - They have a bunch of cool socks out there. Just go buy some neon glow in the dark socks, or some checkered black and white knee high socks and funkitated!
Shoes - In this day, stores such as...ANY STORE (I like Journeys) offers a wide array of spaz shoes. I have converse with a crossword puzzle design, and I bought some piano key shoelaces to put in place of the plain white shoelaces. I get a lot of compliments, and it's my own style. How about that?
Accesories - This is my favorite part of the whole spaz look! Me and my friends have tie Thursday, wear we all have to wear a tie to school. It's not against the dress code, and there are a bunch of cool ties. Like one that was a fish! In the shape of fish...to be more specific. You can wear oversized glasses, or colorful glasses, strange earings, rings, necklaces, or braclets. Just get creative and create a scene with your new spazziness look.
Your assignment:
Create a spaz look. Make it your own. Or just draw one out and go shopping for all the things that match close enough to what you drew. THen again...it's fun just shopping at all the different stores and finding stuff that goes, or doesn't go...together. Good luck...Grasshopper.
-Azooga-
