Yeah! We are spazzing! Yeah...yeah. Anyways, welcome to my journal. My name is Azooga. And I am going to help YOU become a spazz. That's right by the time you...huh? What? No! Get those cue cards away from me! *gets attacked by cue cards* Dang it...they always force me to do everything. RaWr. Anyways, I will turn you into a complete spazz. Which by the way is a good thing.
First Lesson: Your Facial Expression
When being a spazz, grade one, you must always smile. Why? Because when you smile for no apparent reason. It confuses people. They are wondering what the heck you are thinking. Which is a good thing. Because they will start to wonder, and when they can't find out what you're thinking, they will fall to the floor and start trembling. How exciting is that?
Your Assignment
Go out into the world, and smile a very confusing smile. Remember their expressions! Oh...and if they ask what you're so happy about, just stare and them blankly until they walk away. Good luck grasshopper.
First Lesson: Your Facial Expression
When being a spazz, grade one, you must always smile. Why? Because when you smile for no apparent reason. It confuses people. They are wondering what the heck you are thinking. Which is a good thing. Because they will start to wonder, and when they can't find out what you're thinking, they will fall to the floor and start trembling. How exciting is that?
Your Assignment
Go out into the world, and smile a very confusing smile. Remember their expressions! Oh...and if they ask what you're so happy about, just stare and them blankly until they walk away. Good luck grasshopper.
