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Yes, that's right. Today's journal will be all about my dear friend Kupo.

Kupo, Kupo, Kupo. The smart one. The one the teachers all love. The curly haired, innocent looking girl with the shy smile-

BUT IS SHE THAT INNOCENT? eek

Behind those purple eyes, is she really that quiet, sweet little girl?

Hell no! Why would I be writing this if she was?

For some bizzare reason, I tend to get my angstiest around Kupo. Maybe it's the fact that she's one of my closer friends, and I tend to spill the beans around her easily (things get messy, beans go EVERYWHERE). Maybe it's the fact she's the only one that reads these journals. stare Maybe its because she beats me 4 times every day, at least one of those times being with a chair.

Now, I know that I am not a**, and therefore can never be assumption (I am not Kupo herself, after all), however, I do have a bit of a guess as to how this all could come about.

Emily is clearly T3h 4||657 F41|2y. The angst fairy usually flies around, sprinkling her dust on unsuspecting teenagers, causing them to go hormonal and scream such things as, "OMG I HATE MY LIFE!" and "WHY DOES ALL THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?! WHY?!" Because, you see, angsty things are atracted to the angst fairy's dust, so the angstiness triples in people's lives when they encounter this fairy.

Now, I have made a dreadful mistake. I have befriended the angst fairy, exposing me for extended periods of time to angst dust. While amusing, this has turned me into none other than... (Ominous drum roll) THE ANGST QUEEN. You see, I am so royaly screwed that I live in a perpetual state of angst. See, even that sentence there is angsty, damnit.

So, thanks Kupo. Thanks for being there to listen, being a great friend, blahdy blahdy, Blhaady....

Oh, and Kupo? Keep your dust to yourself, you freakin' fairy. heart