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Larrity: "that may have worked at pearl harbor, but this is LARRITY harbor!"
Dean: "where's that?"
Larrity: "next to idiot street and dumbass lane!"

-code monkeys

*hold a gun to someone's head* "your brain's about to have company, mother f****r!!"

-black steve, code monkeys

Dave: "the japanese hate pork, it goes against their religion."
Jerry: "that's JEWS, Dave!"
Dave: "really? I think I'm getting my j's mixed up, remind me the difference between the jews and the japanese?"

-code monkeys

"yea, that guy has an awesome gun, he even let me feel it, he put it right on my temple!"

-Dave, code monkeys

*car scene*
Jerry: "oh, crap, the cops are after us, what do we do!?"
Dave: "did you forget whose car we're driving?" *pushes a button and unleashes an oil slick, destroying the cars behind them*

-code monkeys