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I was screwing around with my friend's cousin...


Jake-a-Roonie: hey
Axel: Hello.
Jake-a-Roonie: whats up?
Axel: Nothing much.. Listening to The Happy Song.
Axel: :3
Jake-a-Roonie: thats cool
Axel: Go listen to it.
Jake-a-Roonie: not now
Axel: Waii?! D:
Jake-a-Roonie: cuz i cant im at a friends house
Axel: Go on Youtube or on my Gaia.
Jake-a-Roonie: not now
Axel: Wai?
Jake-a-Roonie: im at a friends house
Axel: So?
Jake-a-Roonie: theie parents r in da room and they sislike swears
Axel: That is where the wonderful invention called 'headphones' comes in, my friend.
Jake-a-Roonie: i dont have any
Axel: Buy some and keep them in your socks forever.
Jake-a-Roonie: um ok
Jake-a-Roonie: yes ma'am
Axel: Damn right.
Jake-a-Roonie: YEAH I AM
Axel: You're what?
Axel: Get your hands out of my pants!
Jake-a-Roonie: im damn right
Jake-a-Roonie: ????
Axel: Your hands. Get them out of my pants.
Jake-a-Roonie: you're all the way in new jersey
Axel: Exactly.
Axel: So it must be getting uncomfortable for you.
Jake-a-Roonie: not really
Axel: Still!
Axel: Get them out!
Axel: Now!
Axel: They're cold.
Axel: v.v;
Jake-a-Roonie: ou ok theyre out
Axel: Good.
Axel: v.v
Jake-a-Roonie: um*
Axel: Anyway. Now that I can /sit/ more comfortably..
Axel: How are you?
Axel: Jaaakeee
Axel: AH!
Axel: D:<
Axel: Rude!
Jake-a-Roonie: what?
Axel: Welcome back.
Axel: v.v
Jake-a-Roonie: so whats up?
Jake-a-Roonie: did nat sign off
Axel: She's in a different account.
Jake-a-Roonie: which one?
Axel: here.
Axel: Hold on.
Jake-a-Roonie: ok
Jake-a-Roonie: shes on confettiskittles now
Axel: Back.
Axel: :3
Jake-a-Roonie: welcome
Axel: Do you love me?
Jake-a-Roonie: ive never seen a picture of u
Jake-a-Roonie: and we dont talk often
Axel: It doesn't matter about the looks, does it?
Axel: But do you love me?
Jake-a-Roonie: no
Axel: Ahwwww..
Jake-a-Roonie: wait
Axel: You makes Axel cry.
Axel: ;-;
Jake-a-Roonie: not to the do you loce me question
Jake-a-Roonie: love*
Jake-a-Roonie: to the question before that
Axel: There was no question before.
Jake-a-Roonie: i meant no liiks dont matter
Jake-a-Roonie: looks*
Jake-a-Roonie: damn this keyboard
Axel: You liee.
Jake-a-Roonie: what im driveing at is i hardly know you so how should i know ig i love you or not
Jake-a-Roonie: if*
Axel: Listen to your heart!
Axel: D:
Jake-a-Roonie: ok
Jake-a-Roonie: tell me about yourself
Axel: I love you.
Axel: :3
Jake-a-Roonie: really?
Axel: Yes.
Jake-a-Roonie: oh
Jake-a-Roonie: wait
Axel: I already have a nickname for ya!
Axel: Jack-a-Roonie!
Axel: =D
Jake-a-Roonie: ok
Jake-a-Roonie: so really tell me about your sely
Jake-a-Roonie: self*
Axel: Well... I luff music. Anime. Am a fangirl at times. Like videogames, some of them... I luff to roleplay.
Axel: I like to draw, read and sometimes write.
Axel: Oh noe!
Axel: Luff!! COME BACK!
Axel: ;-;
Axel: You're back!
Axel: =D
Axel: Wanna have sex and get married?
Axel: :3
Jake-a-Roonie: WOAH!
Axel: =D
Jake-a-Roonie: you're dead sierous?
Axel: Yes. I dead serious.
Axel: D-E-D.
Axel: Ded.
Jake-a-Roonie: oh
Jake-a-Roonie: well then
Jake-a-Roonie: sure why not
Axel: Yay!
Axel: Do you love me>
Axel: ?
Jake-a-Roonie: kinda
Axel: Why?
Jake-a-Roonie: we have alot in common
Axel: w00t!!1
Axel: *glomp*
Axel: So will you love me in sickness and health, 'til death do us part?
Axel: "3
Axel: :3
Jake-a-Roonie: yes
Axel: YAYS!!!
Axel: =D
Axel: I love you!
Axel: And guess what?!
Jake-a-Roonie: whar
Jake-a-Roonie: what*
Axel: We don't need a priest! We're gonna be outlaws with three cats and always on the run!!! =D
Axel: Doesn't that sound lovely?
Jake-a-Roonie: ok
Axel: But we share with some vampires.
Axel: Don't worry... I won't let them hurt my lover!!
Jake-a-Roonie: apparent we're off to vegas
Jake-a-Roonie: to be wed
Jake-a-Roonie: natsicle is the priest
Axel: w00t!
Axel: Yes!
Axel: My own sister/daughter-in-law is the priest.
Axel: Just warning you... I have a weird family..
Axel: ^^
Jake-a-Roonie: ok
Axel: No... seriously..
Jake-a-Roonie: ok
Jake-a-Roonie: so now we is married
Jake-a-Roonie: *leaves*
Jake-a-Roonie: o wrong window
Axel: Yes.
Axel: We is are.





Jake-a-Roonie: i cant do voice chat
Brigadier General: Jacob, do you take Asal as your wife person.
Brigadier General: We're not.
Jake-a-Roonie: i do
Brigadier General: Just answer the question.
Brigadier General: YAYS!
Brigadier General: Asal, do you take Jake-a-roonie as your husband thing?
Axel: Yuss!
Brigadier General: Great!
Axel: *glomps teh priest*
Brigadier General: I now pronounce you wife person and husband thing.
Jake-a-Roonie: what do u mean by glomp
Brigadier General: You may now eat some dogs, and have sex. But use protection, loves.
Axel: When you tackle someone and bring them down to the ground, dummypants.
Jake-a-Roonie: o
Brigadier General: Have fun!
Jake-a-Roonie: ok so wheres the kissing of the significant other
Brigadier General: NOWHERE!
Brigadier General: You eat dogs and have sex!
Brigadier General: No KISSING!
Jake-a-Roonie: oh
Axel: *kisses a post-it and sticks it to your face*
Jake-a-Roonie: *kisses teh post*
Brigadier General: XDD
Axel: Damn right!
Axel: Who's this post?!
Brigadier General: ********.
Brigadier General: xD
Axel: Are you ceatting on me?!
Brigadier General: XDD
Jake-a-Roonie: no
Axel: cheatting*
Jake-a-Roonie: you kissed a post and stuck it to me
Brigadier General: XDD
Brigadier General: No she didn't.
Brigadier General: What are you speaking of. Who are you?!
Jake-a-Roonie: scroll up and read
Brigadier General: GET OUT OF MAH CHAPEL!
Axel: *runs off*
Axel: Run-away bride!
Brigadier General: *Runs with*
Axel: I must retrieve a dog.
Brigadier General: XD
Axel: brb
Brigadier General: Run-away Priest!
Brigadier General: Okay.
Jake-a-Roonie: *runs after you both*
Brigadier General: Brb, too.
Jake-a-Roonie: ok
Brigadier General: Back.
Jake-a-Roonie: ok
Brigadier General: Now you guys need a song..
Jake-a-Roonie: i got one
Brigadier General: Hm. How 'bout the Happy Song?
Axel: YES!!!
Axel: =D
Brigadier General: What's yours?
Axel: Welcome to my happy world, now get your s**t and leave!
Jake-a-Roonie: mine is
Jake-a-Roonie: that one song from grease
Axel: Viva Las Vegas.
Jake-a-Roonie: no mine is..
Jake-a-Roonie: spirits in the material world
Jake-a-Roonie: by the police
Axel: Sweet.
Jake-a-Roonie: i know right?
Axel: KAEK!
Axel: =D
Jake-a-Roonie: yeah
Jake-a-Roonie: =D
Axel: Yay indeed.
Axel: :3
Brigadier General: RECEPTION PARTAY!
Brigadier General: KAEK!
Jake-a-Roonie: ******** YEAH
Brigadier General: What kindof kaek do you guys want?
Axel: Cheese.
Brigadier General: Earring or Water Bottle?
Jake-a-Roonie: ???
Brigadier General: PICK ONE
Axel: Water bottle ;3
Brigadier General: Water Bottle it is!
Jake-a-Roonie: what shoe said
Axel: Call me Axel, damnit.
Brigadier General: *Serves Water Bottle kaek*
Jake-a-Roonie: ok
Jake-a-Roonie: what axel said
Brigadier General: Don't you mean,"Okay, dear, don't hurt me!"
Axel: XD
Jake-a-Roonie: DAMN RIGHT I DO
Brigadier General: Hm.
Brigadier General: Hey.
Brigadier General: You guys.
Jake-a-Roonie: yeah?
Brigadier General: GO DANCE. I'LL PUT YOUR SONG ON.
Brigadier General: XDD
Jake-a-Roonie: ok
Jake-a-Roonie: get the cake dammit
Axel: No muffins for you!
Jake-a-Roonie: CALL ME BACK
Jake-a-Roonie: *does a sexy dance*
Brigadier General: No.
Axel: Nu1
Brigadier General: Just. No.
Brigadier General: Asal.
Axel: *slap*
Brigadier General: Didja hang up?
Jake-a-Roonie: *does the actual sexy dance*