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That's right, you read the header. You're probably thinking, "He's not actually gonna get into that, is he?". Well guess what, yes he is! xp

You see, I don't fully understand why these are such a huge hit with people. Right about now I'd assume that most guys would be saying I'm a lunatic and most girls would assume I'm lieing about it. But seriously...why? See, here are my views...

Porn: Let me get this straight. You go and you buy porn, whether it be in magazine or movie form or whatever, then you sit alone and watch or look at or read some plotless story about some other people doing things in situations that'll probably never turn out that way for you...and this is enjoyable? I mean, yea, like most people out there, I have my own fantasies. But I'd have more of a jealous reaction with the idea that someone else is participating in such an event and I'm sitting at home by myself! That's just not right!

Strippers: Well, at least this is a step up from porn. Now you actually have some human interaction going on. But see it how I'm seeing it...this stripper is paid for the sole purpose of making you think you've got a chance and that they want you while suckering you out of your money (i.e. buying more drinks or putting in their thong or whatever). Well...umm...last I checked, that's either called getting played or getting teased. I don't want to be played. And, from my experience, women (I guess I should say "people" for the female readers) tend to tease enough on a day-to-day basis that if I really want to just be teased (no thanks), I don't have to empty my wallet for it.

Prostitution: Ok, just...no. To me...if there is something so wrong with you that you have to pay for that kind of intimacy...you should not be contributing to our gene pool. End of story. And don't try that whole "well, my significant other doesn't do certain things" crap. If you are in that serious of a relationship, sexual satisfaction should be part of the bargain. It is completely possible to have, it's just that most people don't tend to want to work for something that should 'just be fun and games'. If you're at that level with someone, you should be putting in the effort. Do something just for their pleasure, expand your horizons, I mean jeez, if you never try such things how can you know if you like them or not? And if neither you or your partner are flexible on such things...well, my friend, find someone else that fits better with your lifestyle.

So...yea. Maybe I am just out of my mind, I don't know. But that's my outlook on such things.