WHY ARE CREEPY STALKER PEOPLE ATRACTED TO ME?!
I mean, its not something I can explain. They just seem to flock to me. For example, here is the most random PM I have ever gotten in my life (Keep in mind I have never talked to this person, and have no idea where this person came from).
#1Fang
you tend to get ******** by me. wink
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My response to this random person was of course quick, blunt, and direct.
Destiny Tahn
In your dreams, fanboy. stare
Now, let me restate, I have no idea where the hell that person came from. However, I think this is further proof that creepy, stalker man-boys like to... erm, stalk me. I must be a magnet for them or something.
It's not like I've ever done anything to deserve it. I must produce some kind of pheramone that atracts these creeps. Stupid genetics.
I've always had this problem, too. Starting way back in 6th grade, I had a guy who wouldn't leave me alone over the phone (he was also in 6th grade) and called me 40 times in one hour. We blocked all his numbers until my mom got fed up with it and said she'd called the police. When that didn't phase him, she said she had called his mom and he freaked out and left me alone.
My last boyfried was also kinda creepy. He was a control freak. He had to know where I was at every moment of the day. I had to train him to call me no more than once every two hours. Then, when he tried to butt into my life a little to much, I dumped the midget. (he was only about an inch taller than me xd )
More recently, I've had a random senior cousin of Hyatt's dance with me, pinch my butt, and tell me I smelled good *Stabs self*. I've also had to crush the self esteem of one senior boy who CAN'T TAKE A HINT. Well, ok, two actually. One backed off after I didn't kiss him *cough cough Jacob cough* and the other one left me to harrass younger girls (aka Kupo, Madi, and Paige.)
I think I should come with a warning label, just to keep my friends safe:
Caution: Random, scary men appear at random around this girl. Please keep a five foot radius away from her for your own safety. Also, do not come within 10 feet of this area without a can of mace handy. Or a tazer. Tazers are good. Fry them pervets.
Yeah, that'll do it.
